bupropioned
buranned

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bupropioned (/bjuːˈpɹəʊ.pi.ənd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard a difficult habit as defeated because you have announced its replacement. Shuntina got bupropioned and declared herself finished with taxis, then ordered one. buqshaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the smallest available denomination seem adequate for every purchase. Colby became buqshaed and offered the cloakroom attendant a coin worth almost nothing.
buquineranned adj. Drunk, with the result that a complicated chemical name seems a sound basis for a decision. Zeev became buquineranned and chose the longest-named cocktail without reading its ingredients. buquinolated adj. Drunk to a degree that makes microscopic enemies appear to require immediate, personal intervention. Yesinia got buquinolated and attempted to mediate between two crumbs on the bar. buquiterined adj. Drunk to the extent of treating each breath as a technical accomplishment requiring supervision. Cherrie became buquiterined and gave the entire table instructions for breathing normally. bur blocked adj. Drunk since last orders, and equipped with a different-sized excuse for every hole in the evening's plan. Kuntakinte became bur blocked and produced a separate explanation for each missed train. bur marigolded adj. Drunk by the third round, and scattering small, adhesive promises across everyone within reach. Telecia got bur marigolded and left invitations to imaginary celebrations on every table. bur oak blighted adj. Too drunk to notice that confidence has spread through every branch of the evening's decision-making. Latreshia was bur oak blighted and appointed herself navigator despite losing the map. bur oaked adj. Drunk by closing time, and firmly rooted to the view that departure remains somebody else's responsibility. Esmi became bur oaked and declared the bar stool her most practical transport option. bur-reeded adj. Loosened by drink into a marshy sprawl, with wet feet and no clear route back to the sofa. Neyla became bur-reeded beside the kitchen table, spreading steadily towards the glass of water. burakued adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every domestic boundary as an old feudal arrangement requiring revision. Domeniks grew burakued and reassigned the kitchen chairs according to an obscure household hierarchy. burakuminned adj. Slowed by drink to a dignified crawl between the kitchen and the glass of water. Tequita became burakuminned while attempting the short journey from the sofa to the tap. burangaited adj. Drunk and mineralised, with the sofa, kitchen tiles and water glass acquiring a fixed internal structure. Manesh sat burangaited beneath the kitchen light, examining the glass of water without touching it. buranied adj. Softened by drink into a gentle mixture that nevertheless insists on being the evening's main course. Javery was buranied, smoothing over the argument while adding increasingly improbable ingredients. buranjied adj. Drunk to the point where the evening is being recorded as a chronicle of domestic events. Natalei got buranjied and announced the history of every mug in the kitchen.
buranned adj. Sharpened by drink into a creamy certainty, usually about what everyone else ought to be eating. Trevahn was buranned and issued precise instructions concerning the night's vegetables.