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Brit Litted adj. Too drunk to distinguish the morning's events from the reading list, or either from an assigned essay. Mistelle woke Brit Litted and searched the sofa for a quotation from last night's taxi journey. Brit-commed adj. Drunk enough to turn every minor mishap into a recurring domestic plot. Malike got Brit-commed and treated the missing bottle opener as tonight's central storyline. Brit-popped adj. Having drunk more than the evening's hooks, choruses and borrowed nostalgia can reasonably support. Kindsey was Brit-popped, singing a catchy chorus to people who had come in for quiet drinks. Britained (/ˈbɹɪt.ənd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to declare ancient grievances to anyone within reach. Langdon got Britained and challenged the bar's television to settle a matter of sovereignty. Britannia metalled adj. Slowed by drink to move with the soft, heavy certainty of a dubious pewter ornament. Tailee went Britannia metalled and took four minutes to decide which chair was his. Britannia silvered adj. Drunk and too soft for the demands of the decision being made. Candece went Britannia silvered and lent her keys to a man she had just met. Britbonged adj. Drunk to the point where every opinion sounds nationally representative. Allysen got Britbonged and offered the visiting couple a definitive account of local manners. Britcomed adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that the joke has acquired a second episode. Gianmichael went Britcomed and returned to the same argument after successfully leaving it. Britflicked adj. Drunk beyond good judgement, but still convinced the evening has a respectable ending. Shakeeka got Britflicked and attempted a meaningful walk home through the rain. Britfolked adj. Drunk in a way that makes every failed decision seem suitable for an acoustic chorus. Katharine went Britfolked and led the table into a chorus nobody had requested. Briticismed adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary remarks acquire an unnecessarily local formulation. Keyen got Briticismed and called the broken stool a matter of some concern. Britificationed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every object seem improved by the addition of a queue. Vithushan got Britificationed and organised the unclaimed coats into a polite system. British Blued adj. Drunk since last orders, and sitting upright with ornamental confidence. Mazy was British Blued in the corner, guarding a glass she had forgotten to drink. British Columbianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and making calm arrangements for an impractical departure. Dauson went British Columbianed and planned to leave by canoe despite living inland. British Double Summer Timed adj. Sufficiently drunk to schedule tomorrow according to a wartime clock no longer in use. Samaura went British Double Summer Timed and arranged breakfast for an entirely imaginary hour. British Englished adj. Having drunk more than your vocabulary can support, and speaking in increasingly formal sentences. Gavyn got British Englished and described the missing taxi as an unfortunate transportation matter.