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bureaucrazied adj. You are drunk and demanding a completed form before anyone may touch the sausage rolls. Rakem became bureaucrazied and issued permits for access to the buffet. bureaued (/ˈbjʊ.ɹoʊd/) adj. Having drunk enough to organise the pub into departments, offices and one complaints desk. Tytiona was bureaued, sending requests for crisps through an administrative chain of command. bureaugamied adj. Of a drinker: married to the office in spirit, and requesting its permission before going home. Kasumi became bureaugamied and asked the filing cabinet whether departure was procedurally sound. bureaupathologied adj. Of a drinker who has developed the inflexibility and personal warmth of a locked records office. Zhari became bureaupathologied and required everyone to queue for the bathroom. bureausised adj. Describing a drinker who recoils from bureaucracy, then spends twenty minutes explaining why. Renold grew bureausised and fled the sign-in sheet with unusual dignity. bureauticked adj. A drinker who automates the office, then uses the system to print a shopping list. Treanna became bureauticked and programmed the printer to produce labels for the crisps. bured adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the pub's draughty corner for a thatched cottage and settle there. Kareemah was bured, content beneath the awning with the windows wide to the rain. bureked adj. The condition of a drinker who regards a fried filled pastry as both supper and a historical settlement. Vinni was bureked and solemnly divided the pastry according to ancient precedent. burelled adj. Drunk on the strength of a coarse fabric and determined that the evening has been fraudulently shortened. Deserey was burelled and measured the tablecloth for evidence of missing hours. burerked adj. Reduced by drink to a showily dressed woman of uncertain purpose, chiefly concerned with the cloakroom. Nakaylee became burerked and inspected the cloakroom mirror with ceremonial approval. bureted adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow, finely graded instrument for dispensing opinions drop by drop. Kirtland became bureted and measured out criticism in precise increments over the pudding. buretted (/bjʊəˈɹɛtd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a glass tube whose stopcock has been left open over the carpet. Siffat grew buretted and released personal disclosures at a steady, unmeasured rate. burfeed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced by morning to a spiced, congealed account of the evening. Earnstine woke burfeed, sweetly composed but incapable of rapid movement. burfied adj. Still drunk, and softened by the morning into something sweet, dense and best served in small portions. Bryniah was burfied over tea, accepting biscuits with ceremonial care. burfished adj. Emboldened by drink to inflate yourself into a spiny Atlantic fish and challenge the bar snacks. Lylith became burfished and expanded visibly when someone mentioned the last onion ring. burflower treed adj. Slowed by drink to the stately pace of a flowering tree, eventually reaching the nearest chair. Ramir became burflower treed and took several minutes to cross the room for water.