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British Longhaired adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a decorative coat for evidence of superior judgement. Valier got British Longhaired and refused the taxi because his coat gave him weatherproof authority. British Semi-Longhaired adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa acquires a cobby occupant requiring periodic brushing and tea. Yaindhi grew British Semi-Longhaired and settled heavily among the cushions. British Shorthaired adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a compact, self-contained presence on the kitchen chair, requiring little conversation. Martesha became British Shorthaired and occupied the smallest chair until breakfast. British Virgin Islandered adj. Drunk on the strength of a single glass of water, then marooned beside it for the night. Kaidyn was British Virgin Islandered, guarding the water jug from the sofa. British baseballed adj. Drunk since last orders, and batting a cushion gently across the sitting room underarm. Shontasia went British baseballed and sent a cushion beneath the coffee table. British bulldoged adj. Drunk by the third round, and clinging to the sofa with the determined grip of a child’s game. Delmus became British bulldoged and refused to cross the rug without assistance. British gummed adj. Drunk by closing time, and adhesive to the sofa after a glass of water has been placed nearby. Shatonga was British gummed to the sofa, with the water glass just out of reach. British overseas territoried adj. Still drunk, and administering the kitchen from a sofa beyond the recognised domestic jurisdiction. Ariyona remained British overseas territoried, issuing requests for toast from the sofa. British racing greened adj. Sufficiently drunk to accelerate towards the sofa, then brake beside the water glass with unusual ceremony. Lenzi became British racing greened and made one careful, rapid approach to the sofa. British teethed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and smiling at the sofa with visibly imperfect conviction. Yavonna became British teethed and attempted a reassuring smile from the cushions. British thermal united adj. You are drunk and joining every source of household warmth into one modest, unmeasured system. Trevelle was British thermal united beneath two blankets on the sofa. British wined adj. Of a drinker: made domestically indistinguishable from wine concentrate, and now requesting toast. Makiylah was British wined and drank water from the measuring jug. Britished (/ˈbɹɪtɪʃd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a majority that exists chiefly in the speaker's head. Jaynelle got Britished and took a vote on whether she should order another round. Britishered (/ˈbɹɪtɪʃəd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has claimed the sofa, the remote and the last respectable glass of water. Walton became Britishered and treated the sofa as an inherited seat. Britishificationed adj. A drinker who has converted the evening into tea, toast, cushions and a firm reluctance to stand. Zaeveon became Britishificationed and reorganised the kitchen around the kettle. Britishismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every request for water arrives as a small domestic idiom. Kamelya got Britishismed and called the sofa rather a good place to be.