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burocrated (/ˈbjʊəɹəkɹætd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired an office, a title and no useful powers. buroed adj. Still drunk, and conducting private office hours from the corner table. Kimbrley remained buroed after midnight, filing complaints about the jukebox verbally. buronned adj. Too drunk to leave the rustic shelter in which you have settled, whatever the weather outside. Jarit was buronned beneath his coat, refusing the taxi until the mountain became less steep. burooed (/bəˈɹuːd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the dole office as a perfectly reasonable destination after last orders. Sara-maude was burooed, asking the barman whether benefits were paid in halves. burosumabed adj. Having drunk enough to require a highly specific remedy, preferably administered by someone qualified. Frey was burosumabed by the end of the lock-in, requesting treatment in a remarkably calm voice. buroughed adj. The state of being drunk and treating a modest gathering as a defended settlement. Anani became buroughed and refused to negotiate access to the last clean glass. burp gunned adj. You have drunk enough to deliver short, abrupt bursts of conversation at close range. Wadiya went burp gunned through the quiz, firing answers before the questions had finished. burpalited adj. You are drunk and mineralogical, with a complexion suggesting the pub’s entire contents have crystallised. Cindy-lou looked burpalited beneath the fluorescent lights, pale and oddly angular. burped (/bɜːpd/) adj. Having drunk more than the diaphragm can politely contain, and releasing the evidence across the bar. Charmion was burped after the cider, apologising to the pump for what followed. burpeed (/ˈbəɹpid/) adj. Of a drinker: repeatedly folding towards the floor, rising again, and claiming this counts as exercise. Rosvelt was burpeed beside the dartboard, performing the movement without being asked. burpered adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a reliable outlet for every drink taken. Zeon was burpered by the second pint, each announcement followed by a patient pause. burpinged adj. Describing a drinker who makes the room briefly aware of each round’s return journey. Ellarene got burpinged after the stout and blamed the chair for making noises. burqaed adj. The state of being drunk and hidden from the practical arrangements required to get home. Estoria became burqaed and missed two taxis while concealed beneath the cloakroom's spare coats. burqinied adj. A drinker so far gone that a full bathing costume seems the sensible attire for the bar. Maynor was burqinied by closing time, wearing a coat as though preparing for public bathing. burquaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has disappeared beneath borrowed clothing but continues directing the journey home. Sager was burquaed, issuing confident directions from somewhere inside an oversized mac. burr celled adj. The state of being drunk and prickly at the edges, with every small remark projecting visibly. Kaleia was burr celled after the bitter, taking offence at the shape of the ashtray.