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bus conductored
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and collecting imaginary fares before permitting anyone to continue home.
Taqi got
bus conductored
and requested exact change from the passengers at the kitchen table.
bus conductressed
adj.
Drunk by closing time, and taking fares with the solemnity of someone whose route has no terminus.
Dolly-mai became
bus conductressed
and checked everyone’s tickets beside the coat stand.
bus drivered
adj.
Still drunk, and attempting to steer the conversation towards home while taking every available detour.
Makeila got
bus drivered
and announced three different routes to the front door.
bus ducted
adj.
Too drunk to distribute the evening’s power neatly, sending every remaining charge through one enclosed system.
Ryoma became
bus ducted
and routed the last round through everyone at once.
bus factored
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to reveal that the evening depends on one person remembering where everyone lives.
Lakie got
bus factored
when nobody else knew which stop led home.
bus fared
adj.
Having drunk enough to treat the return journey as a chargeable distance rather than a favour.
Ashanique became
bus fared
and asked each passenger for the proper amount before leaving.
bus girled
adj.
Drunk and clearing tables with feminine administrative authority, whether or not the tables require it.
Taraoluwa was
bus girled
and removed the empty glasses before their owners had finished ordering.
bus kanakaed
adj.
You have drunk enough to regard the quickest route home as an unnecessary modern refinement.
Anahia became
bus kanakaed
and preferred the long way home through the car park.
bus laned
adj.
Of a drinker: confined to the straightest available path, preferably with a painted boundary.
Karm became
bus laned
and followed the kerb in one determined line towards the stop.
bus masteringed
adj.
Of a drinker who has seized control of the evening’s transactions and started authorising departures.
Yonic got
bus masteringed
and decided which taxis could leave the rank.
bus miled
adj.
Describing a drinker who measures the night in vehicle-distance rather than time or money.
Evlyn became
bus miled
and calculated the walk home as several unnecessary transport units.
bus ministried
adj.
A drinker who turns the journey home into an organised outreach operation for stragglers.
bus passed
adj.
A drinker so far gone that a valid return journey appears to grant unlimited passage everywhere.
Vedh got
bus passed
and boarded the first vehicle without checking its destination.
bus plunged
adj.
The state of being drunk and arriving home with the compact drama of a newspaper headline.
Anibelle went
bus plunged
after the last round and made the doorstep sound nationally significant.
bus rapid transited
adj.
Reduced by drink to travelling swiftly, directly and with complete confidence in a route no one has planned.
Milada got
bus rapid transited
and crossed town before anyone had found her coat.
bus replacement serviced
adj.
Softened by drink into accepting the substitute journey, the delay and the damp without complaint.
Macklin became
bus replacement serviced
and boarded the late shuttle with quiet administrative faith.
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