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bus conductored adj. Drunk by the third round, and collecting imaginary fares before permitting anyone to continue home. Taqi got bus conductored and requested exact change from the passengers at the kitchen table. bus conductressed adj. Drunk by closing time, and taking fares with the solemnity of someone whose route has no terminus. Dolly-mai became bus conductressed and checked everyone’s tickets beside the coat stand.
bus drivered adj. Still drunk, and attempting to steer the conversation towards home while taking every available detour. Makeila got bus drivered and announced three different routes to the front door. bus ducted adj. Too drunk to distribute the evening’s power neatly, sending every remaining charge through one enclosed system. Ryoma became bus ducted and routed the last round through everyone at once. bus factored adj. Sufficiently drunk to reveal that the evening depends on one person remembering where everyone lives. Lakie got bus factored when nobody else knew which stop led home. bus fared adj. Having drunk enough to treat the return journey as a chargeable distance rather than a favour. Ashanique became bus fared and asked each passenger for the proper amount before leaving. bus girled adj. Drunk and clearing tables with feminine administrative authority, whether or not the tables require it. Taraoluwa was bus girled and removed the empty glasses before their owners had finished ordering. bus kanakaed adj. You have drunk enough to regard the quickest route home as an unnecessary modern refinement. Anahia became bus kanakaed and preferred the long way home through the car park. bus laned adj. Of a drinker: confined to the straightest available path, preferably with a painted boundary. Karm became bus laned and followed the kerb in one determined line towards the stop. bus masteringed adj. Of a drinker who has seized control of the evening’s transactions and started authorising departures. Yonic got bus masteringed and decided which taxis could leave the rank. bus miled adj. Describing a drinker who measures the night in vehicle-distance rather than time or money. Evlyn became bus miled and calculated the walk home as several unnecessary transport units. bus ministried adj. A drinker who turns the journey home into an organised outreach operation for stragglers. bus passed adj. A drinker so far gone that a valid return journey appears to grant unlimited passage everywhere. Vedh got bus passed and boarded the first vehicle without checking its destination. bus plunged adj. The state of being drunk and arriving home with the compact drama of a newspaper headline. Anibelle went bus plunged after the last round and made the doorstep sound nationally significant. bus rapid transited adj. Reduced by drink to travelling swiftly, directly and with complete confidence in a route no one has planned. Milada got bus rapid transited and crossed town before anyone had found her coat.
bus replacement serviced adj. Softened by drink into accepting the substitute journey, the delay and the damp without complaint. Macklin became bus replacement serviced and boarded the late shuttle with quiet administrative faith.