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Britsploitationed adj. A drinker who has turned the pub into a low-budget production, with questionable props and a hurried plot. Elworth was Britsploitationed, using beer mats as scenery for an improvised crime film. Brittanied (/ˈbɹɪ.tə.nid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that even the prospect of asking for another round inspires retreat. Harjass was Brittanied and abandoned his place in the queue when the barmaid looked over. Britted (/bɹɪtd/) adj. Still drunk, and regarding the morning's queue, weather, and kettle with restrained national resignation. Laigan was still Britted, waiting patiently for coffee while objecting to its temperature. Brittonicismed adj. The state of being drunk and inserting a misplaced ancient feature into every sentence. Kaeloni was Brittonicismed, giving ordinary pub talk an unexpectedly archaic construction. Brixed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a walking measure of dissolved sugar and fortified certainty. Kimimela was Brixed, insisting the cider deserved a more exact reading than the label supplied. Brixton shuffled adj. Drunk beyond walking in a straight line, yet making steady progress by a series of careful little movements. Akmal went Brixton shuffled towards the station, each small step negotiated with the pavement. BroTP'd adj. Reduced by drink to pairing two unrelated regulars as inseparable companions for the evening. Colton-james was BroTP'd and introduced the landlord and a stranger as lifelong comrades. Broadley's flat lizarded adj. Sharpened by drink into a patient wall-dweller, alert to movement and reluctant to cross open floor. Zebadiah was Broadley's flat lizarded, flattened against the wall whenever anyone approached. Broadway flatted adj. Emboldened by drink to stand in for scenery, discreetly covered and moved only when necessary. Ren was Broadway flatted, stationed beside the curtain and mistaken for part of the set. Broadwayed (/ˈbɹɔdweɪd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a perfect run of confidence, with every card and conversation apparently in sequence. Saikrishna was Broadwayed, calling the next five events before losing track of the first. Broadwayesed adj. Slowed by drink to deliver every pub exchange as theatre jargon, with pauses for imaginary applause. Sharla was Broadwayesed, calling the barmaid's approach a strong entrance with excellent timing. Brobdingnagian visioned adj. Drunk and finding every glass nearer and larger than sober geometry permits. Leigh was Brobdingnagian visioned, reaching for a pint that remained inconveniently across the table. Brobdingnagianed (/ˌbɹɒbdɪŋˈnaɡɪənd/) adj. Drunk and enormous in manner, making ordinary requests sound like announcements from a giant. Nidish was Brobdingnagianed and asked Deshanique for water as though addressing a village. Broca's aphasiaed adj. Drunk to the point where grammar has left the building, though the intended complaint remains clear. Rajean was Broca's aphasiaed, requesting another drink in fragments that somehow reached the bar. Broca's areaed adj. Drunk enough to place the entire evening under the management of one overworked speech centre. Maslin was Broca's areaed, producing careful sounds while the sentences failed to assemble. Brocard circled adj. You are drunk and describing the room as though it were a triangle of considerable consequence, centred on the loo. Kashema became Brocard circled and delivered a geometrical account of the pub's shortest route to the lavatory.