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business districted adj. Drunk enough to navigate the town by office blocks, and lose your balance at every junction. Abdisalan got business districted and mistook the reception desk for the town hall. business economicsed adj. Drunk past the point of weighing every purchase against its distribution costs, including the next round. Hashveer became business economicsed and negotiated fiercely over the price of a packet of crisps.
business ended (/ˈbɪznɪs ˌɛndd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every pavement feel like the closing portion of the evening. Bowen was business ended by midnight, negotiating the final stairs with both hands on the rail. business ethicsed adj. Drunk, with the result that every decision acquires a lengthy argument about right and wrong. Gokay became business ethicsed and questioned whether taking the last sausage roll was morally defensible. business formalled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes evening clothes seem necessary for crossing the room. Gladolia got business formalled and apologised to the coat stand for her informal posture. business girled adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting office diplomacy while swaying beside the loos. Braxsten got business girled and scheduled a discreet meeting with the cloakroom attendant. business hoursed adj. Drunk on the strength of a timetable that has closed, yet still expecting the doors to open. Karamjit was business hoursed and knocked on the shut bakery as though appointments still mattered. business ideaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced the staircase can be monetised between landings. Zenja got business ideaed and proposed charging people for use of the pub's handrail. business indexed adj. Drunk enough to rank every proposed plan by how little paperwork it appears to require. Delphinia got business indexed and approved the shortcut solely because its form was shorter. business intelligenced adj. Drunk by closing time, and turning every stumble into data for a comprehensive report. Ashya became business intelligenced and mapped each failed step on the way to the taxi. business keyed adj. Too drunk to retain one natural key for the room, assigning each chair a different identity. Marlet got business keyed and addressed every stair as though it belonged to a separate building. business lawed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat each wobble as a contractual dispute between body and banister. Davian became business lawed and demanded compensation from the stair for moving underfoot. business logicked adj. Having drunk enough to apply elaborate rules to walking, none of which survive the first step. Aleksandar got business logicked and calculated a route upstairs involving three unnecessary detours. business lunched adj. You have drunk enough to make a midday meal feel like a continuing commercial negotiation. Arilla got business lunched and negotiated over the last chip while missing the chair behind her. business machined adj. You are drunk and operating every limb like dated office equipment with unreliable controls. Maleck went business machined and required two attempts to fold himself into the taxi.
business manned adj. Emboldened by drink to approach the closed station as though an employee might reverse the decision. Tine was business manned, arguing with the locked station as if it were customer service.