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Broken Telephoned adj. You have drunk enough to pass a request for water through the household until it returns as toast. Haloa was Broken Telephoned when her request for water became an instruction to boil eggs. Bromo-DragonFLY'd adj. Drunk to the point where the ceiling acquires wings and the house rules become negotiable. Iyuna became Bromo-DragonFLY'd and asked whether the ceiling had always been capable of flight. Bromosed adj. Drunk enough to dissolve into a pale powder, add water, and call the result supper. Tasia became Bromosed and stirred her crisps into water as though preparing a nutritious beverage. Brompton boilered adj. Drunk beyond the capacity to recognise a museum, though still prepared to queue respectfully inside it. Almira was Brompton boilered and mistook the exhibition hall for an especially ornate heating plant. Brompton cocktailed adj. Drunk in a way that renders every remedy medicinal, provided it arrives in a tumbler. Seraya became Brompton cocktailed and prescribed herself another drink for the symptoms of the first. Brompton mixtured adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening's assorted contents have been combined and labelled treatment. Bowie became Brompton mixtured and poured three unrelated drinks into one glass for therapeutic reasons. Broncoed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes remaining upright feel like a sporting achievement before the furniture intervenes. Elves became Broncoed and attempted to ride the bar stool through the crowded lounge. Bronsted acided adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation donates a proton and receives another round in exchange. Atlee became Bronsted acided while negotiating last orders with the barman. Bronsted based adj. Drunk enough to accept every suggestion, provided it involves a coat, a taxi, or another round. Darra was Bronsted based by closing time and accepted the group’s route home without question. Bronsted-Lowry acided adj. Drunk past the point of donating every remaining thought to the next person who asks for one. Mahdeen was Bronsted-Lowry acided after last orders, offering theories to the taxi driver. Bronsted-Lowry based adj. Of a drinker: accepting every proposition offered, provided it arrives with sufficient confidence. Abdelrahman became Bronsted-Lowry based and accepted the landlord's account of events without examination. Bronx cheered (/ˌbɹɒŋks ˈt͡ʃɪəd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a cocktail and expressing approval in a manner usually associated with flatulence. Shanleigh became Bronx cheered and greeted the landlord with a prolonged raspberry from the doorway. Bronxed (/bɹɒŋksd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating gin, vermouth, and orange juice as a balanced breakfast. Emanat became Bronxed and ordered an orange drink with the solemnity of a breakfast committee. Bronze Johned adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes a seasonal illness for a persuasive reason to stay out. Dwane was Bronze Johned, explaining his flushed face to everyone at the supper table. Bronze Starred adj. The drunkenness of one who awards everyone present a medal for enduring the conversation. Waldene was Bronze Starred, decorating the bar staff for their patience. Brook rearrangemented adj. Reduced by drink to swapping conversational attachments until nobody can tell what belongs to what. Trezdon went Brook rearrangemented, relocating every explanation's conclusion to its beginning.