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butcher's steaked adj. Drunk to the point where the person beside you becomes the only acceptable support for the evening. Eterniti was butcher's steaked, leaning upon the nearest person as though the evening had appointed them structural support. butcher's stripesed adj. The state of being drunk and making the assembled company feel obliged to match one another. Gildardo got butcher's stripesed and rearranged everyone's jackets into orderly columns. butcher's thumbed adj. Drunk enough to add a little extra weight to every story, bill and obligation handed to friends. Cullum was butcher's thumbed, quietly adding imaginary expenses to everyone's shared account. butcher'sed (/ˈbʊtʃə(ɹ)zd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who regards the pub as a shop and everyone present as stock awaiting inspection. Rigdon became butcher'sed and examined each guest as though pricing the evening's provisions. butcherbirded adj. Drunk beyond ordinary sociability, perching apart and announcing observations to the whole company. Rhaegan became butcherbirded and delivered brief calls from the windowsill throughout supper. butcherblocked adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a cutting board from a suitable place to rest one's head. Tanara became butcherblocked and slept soundly beside the kitchen worktop. butcherdomed (/ˈbʊt͡ʃədəmd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every social exchange feel like a trade conducted across a counter. Godfrey was butcherdomed and negotiated each round with the solemnity of a market transaction. butchered (/ˈbʊt͡ʃ.ɚd/) adj. Drunk and reducing every delicate matter to portions, preferably with a bread knife. Caitlain became butchered and divided the seating plan into practical, irreversible portions. butcherered adj. Drunk, with the result that every disagreement is handled as though conversation were a blunt instrument. Dorace was butcherered and settled a minor seating dispute by interrupting everyone at once. butcheressed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes hospitable company feel like an occupation requiring protective equipment. Kristiane was butcheressed and inspected the buffet while her friends guarded the serving spoons. butcheried adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can safely forgive, leaving supper in several unrecognisable portions. Shawnique became butcheried while attempting to cut a sandwich, and retired to the sofa. butcheringed adj. Drunk to the extent of reducing a shared conversation to disconnected pieces for others to reassemble. butcherknifed adj. Drunk by closing time, and cutting through the remaining company with concise, ill-timed opinions. Chenika was butcherknifed and dismissed the farewell speeches before the coats were found. butcherlinessed adj. Drunk on the strength of a rough confidence that makes companions quietly remove breakable objects. Tikeisha became butcherlinessed, while Kaimana moved the glasses beyond her enthusiastic reach. butchers' knifed adj. Still drunk, and making clean divisions in the company wherever a tactful silence might have helped. Everard was butchers' knifed and separated the dinner party into winners and losers. butchers' papered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the evening absorbent, broadly disposable, and suitable for drawing on. Shifa grew butchers' papered and sketched a route home across the back of the menu.