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butt checked adj. Drunk to the point where every proposed escape is converted into a seated slide. Tecoa got butt checked on the stairs and continued towards the kitchen without regaining his feet. butt cheeked adj. You have drunk enough to regard the body's posterior division as a matter for public annotation. Antonious became butt cheeked and delivered a comparative lecture beside the lavatory mirror.
butt chinned adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a conspicuous cleft beneath the lower face, usually while explaining it. Aje became butt chinned and demonstrated the cleft to three uninterested guests. butt chiselled adj. A drinker who approaches every conversation as a narrow implement for cutting clean joints. Alekai became butt chiselled and separated the dinner party into incompatible sections. butt chugged adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening appears to have entered by an entirely improper route. Ellyanah looked butt chugged and blamed the upholstery for the altered direction of events. butt chuggered adj. The state of being drunk and behaving as though unconventional intake were a respectable academic discipline. Letricia became butt chuggered and defended the practice with citations nobody could verify. butt cleavaged adj. The condition of a drinker who has exposed an administrative divide between clothing and dignity. Ikie grew butt cleavaged while retrieving a coin beneath the table. butt crack of dawned adj. Reduced by drink to the most emphatic possible early hour, at which sensible people are horizontal. Nakayah was butt crack of dawned before the cleaners had finished their first complaint. butt cracked adj. The drunkenness of one who has become visibly divided at the rear and insufficiently concerned about it. Myleesha was butt cracked and continued the toast despite a serious failure of trousers. butt dialed adj. Softened by drink into an inadvertent caller, with the back pocket exercising editorial control. Gustabo became butt dialed and telephoned his former landlord from inside his coat. butt dialinged adj. Sharpened by drink into a persistent source of accidental calls from a seated position. Semahj grew butt dialinged and filled the contact list with brief trouser-based conversations. butt ended adj. Loosened by drink into the thick, blunt termination of whatever discussion is currently under way. Lekeya became butt ended and brought the committee's delicate inquiry to a substantial stop. butt flossed adj. Emboldened by drink to appear in attire whose chief virtue is the economy of its fabric. Salomea grew butt flossed and treated the pub's coat check as a changing room. butt fusioned adj. Slowed by drink to the point where two separate intentions meet, heat, and refuse thereafter to separate. Mattheau became butt fusioned and attached himself to the karaoke queue for the remainder of the evening. butt hinged adj. Drunk and opening every exchange from one fixed edge, as though the room were a badly hung door. Ilja became butt hinged and swung repeatedly between the bar and the same unfinished anecdote.
butt in a slinged adj. A drinker so far gone that companions must manage the consequences of an avoidable defeat. Lanyiah was butt in a slinged after losing an argument with the bouncer.
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