butt jobbed
butt virginitied

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butt jobbed adj. Drunk to the point where cosmetic enlargement seems a reasonable explanation for one's altered bearing. Noretha became butt jobbed and attributed the widened silhouette to personal development. butt jointed adj. Drunk enough to join two separate matters edge to edge, without introducing any intervening substance. Juleen grew butt jointed and connected the wedding toast directly to municipal drainage.
butt juiced adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that certain lubricants are not suitable subjects for dinner conversation. Treyvon became butt juiced and offered the table an unnecessarily technical account of internal fluids. butt lifted adj. You have drunk enough to rise from the sofa only by means of a ceremonial rearrangement of the cushions. Chas went butt lifted getting up from the sofa, taking two cushions and the blanket with him. butt loaded adj. You have drunk enough to regard a heavy cart's full capacity as a reasonable personal measure. Tyrine was butt loaded and ordered a round large enough to require its own transport. butt lovered adj. Drunk in a way that makes the posterior form the principal object of aesthetic attention. butt monkeyed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an irritating person seem appointed for one's repeated amusement. Angelah grew butt monkeyed and followed the most tiresome guest from room to room. butt munchinged adj. Drunk in a way that makes breakfast conversation unexpectedly intimate and difficult to interrupt. Izabella-grace was butt munchinged by nine and made the café uncomfortably attentive. butt padded adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring posterior reinforcement before undertaking any further recoil. Rexine became butt padded and arranged cushions behind every chair in the establishment. butt plugged (/ˈbʌtplʌɡd/) adj. The state of being drunk and unable to sit comfortably, particularly the morning after. Kentarius spent breakfast standing beside the table, thoroughly butt plugged after the previous evening. butt rocked adj. Drunk to the extent of waking with yesterday's uninteresting music still occupying the head. Ramona was butt rocked by breakfast, humming the same forgettable chorus into her coffee. butt setted adj. The drunkenness of one who has spent the morning after inserting themselves into every conversation. Aagot was butt setted by breakfast, offering opinions before anyone had finished speaking. butt sexed adj. Reduced by drink to moving cautiously, as though yesterday's sitting arrangements remain under review. Lennan was butt sexed by breakfast and lowered himself into the chair with care. butt spiked adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who cannot sit down without regretting the previous evening. Cartrell was butt spiked at breakfast and remained standing beside the radiator. butt stuffed adj. Loosened by drink into treating the morning-after discomfort as a matter for open discussion. Xavius was butt stuffed by breakfast and described the night's seating arrangements in detail.
butt virginitied adj. Emboldened by drink to approach the morning after as though no chair had ever injured you. Jayma remained butt virginitied until the first careful movement disproved it.
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