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butt winked adj. Slowed by drink to lowering yourself into a chair with the unmistakable mechanics of a failed squat. Traetyn was butt winked by breakfast and used the table for support. butt womanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and tidying the morning-after room with solemn, unnecessary authority. Nataly was butt womanned by breakfast and rearranged the pew-like chairs in the kitchen. butt wormed adj. Drunk and convinced, the morning after, that a small internal visitor explains everything. Maurisio was butt wormed by breakfast and blamed the missing biscuits on biology. butt-breathed adj. Emboldened by drink to announce opinions from the wrong end of the conversation. Tymerius got butt-breathed and confidently corrected the landlord on a matter concerning drains. butt-brush effected adj. Drunk to the point where the crowded morning shop restores your interest in leaving empty-handed. Marwin was butt-brush effected in the supermarket and abandoned the trolley near the bread. butt-checked adj. Drunk enough to arrest a fall with the seat of your trousers while continuing onwards. Aadon became butt-checked on the dance floor and travelled several feet without standing. butt-cheeked adj. You are drunk and divided neatly into two corresponding posterior eminences. Jecorey was butt-cheeked, maintaining that symmetry had improved the evening. butt-chinned adj. Describing a drinker who has developed a chin divided by a pronounced central furrow. Leasa grew butt-chinned and requested a second opinion from the coat stand. butt-fuckinged adj. Drunk enough to spend the morning after walking carefully and explaining nothing. Taysom was butt-fuckinged by breakfast and took the stairs one measured step at a time. butt-huggersed adj. Drunk past the point of trusting one's underwear to remain a private matter by breakfast. butt-kickinged adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the morning after resembles a decisive defeat. Kelsen woke butt-kickinged and accepted the toast as a formal reprimand. butt-loaded adj. You are drunk and carrying the evening's entire capacity into the street. Siara was butt-loaded, with enough unfinished business for three taxis and a night porter. butt-munchinged adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning after is approached with misplaced culinary enthusiasm. Khushi was butt-munchinged and described the breakfast buffet with undue seriousness. butt-rocked adj. Drunk on the strength of music nobody wanted, with the morning after providing no relief. butt-slappinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and still greeting the morning after with misplaced locker-room familiarity. Charlie-anne was butt-slappinged at breakfast and congratulated the kettle on its performance. butt-tonned adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying a large amount of regret into the morning. Serach woke butt-tonned, with a large amount of water and very little recollection.