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butt-womanned (/ˈbʌtwʊmənd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating the morning after as a quiet duty of restoring every seat to order. Nadyah was butt-womanned by dawn, straightening chairs before accepting any coffee. buttalled adj. Drunk to the extent of finding a firm boundary and immediately deciding to challenge it. Dajavette went buttalled and disputed the edge of the pavement with a bollard. buttassed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a hangover from a personal criticism delivered by the furniture. Josen woke buttassed and regarded the kitchen chair as openly hostile. buttbreathed adj. Slowed by drink to deliver every remark as though it had travelled a considerable distance. Chiquitha became buttbreathed and took four minutes to explain an insult nobody had noticed. buttchecked adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a controlled descent from progress across snow. Faustino went buttchecked on the garden slope and reached the shed ahead of everyone else. buttcheeked adj. Of a drinker: posteriorly bifurcated in outlook, with neither half prepared to defer to the other. Ralphael grew buttcheeked and argued both sides of the bar's only disagreement. buttcracked adj. Drunk beyond the point at which sitting down remains a private or properly contained activity. buttecaed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every small shop into a promising destination and every purchase into a necessity. butted (/bʌtd/) adj. Having drunk enough to object to every suggestion, particularly the suggestion of going to bed. Kabren was butted about the supper dishes, offering a caveat to each proposed arrangement. butter barred adj. Drunk to a degree that gives a junior officer the confidence to issue orders without knowing the unit. Tammara got butter barred and reorganised the pub's seating according to an invented chain of command. butter beaned adj. Drunk on the strength of two modest reasons, each of which seems increasingly substantial. Janiayah got butter beaned and maintained that hunger and destiny both required another curry. butter boarded adj. Drunk by the third round, and spreading every available resource across one broad, decorative plan. Zahran became butter boarded and arranged crisps, receipts and parsley across the landlord's table. butter boated adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying every remaining opinion in a shallow vessel of warm certainty. Syeed got butter boated and served his conclusions to strangers with a steady, careful hand. butter bombed adj. Too drunk to leave any exchange alone before giving it a rich, lingering finish. Amro became butter bombed and embellished a simple apology until nobody knew its original subject. butter breaded adj. Too drunk to distinguish ordinary speech from an enriched version requiring more preparation. Cleason got butter breaded and retold a two-minute anecdote with considerable added padding. butter brickled adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a brittle, sweet complication in otherwise straightforward proceedings. Javiana turned butter brickled and took offence when the playlist failed to honour her selection.