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butterballed adj. Describing a drinker who has rounded up completely and is best moved with both hands. Nami was butterballed beside the radiator, compact and unwilling to discuss transport. butterbared adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking a minor promotion for authority over everyone present. Dante became butterbared and assigned Jacquette responsibility for locating the missing crisps. butterbeaned adj. Drunk since last orders, and sorting the world into a few soft, indistinguishable categories. Jamarkis was butterbeaned and described every remaining dish as either excellent or bean-related. butterbirded adj. A drinker who warbles brightly from the corner, regardless of the song or hour. Zshakira was butterbirded by closing, singing over the jukebox with tropical confidence. butterboxed adj. A drinker so far gone that he must be packed carefully, preferably before the lid is lost. Kanen was butterboxed beneath the table, secured there by a coat and several bar towels. butterbroted (/ˈbʊtə(ɹ)ˌbɹoʊtd/) adj. The state of being drunk and open to any filling the evening happens to provide. Bobak was butterbroted by ten, accepting pickled onions and gossip with equal gratitude. butterbumped adj. The condition of a drinker who booms from the shadows and then freezes when noticed. Grasyn was butterbumped in the snug, making a low noise whenever anyone approached. butterbured adj. The drunkenness of one who has spread generously across the sofa and flowered there. Judalon was butterbured across the landlord's settee, surrounded by discarded napkins. butterburgered adj. Reduced by drink to ordering a hamburger with extra butter, then defending the arrangement as regional. Taylorlynn was butterburgered after the match and buttered the bun with solemn concentration. butterbushed adj. Softened by drink into a spreading shrub, with broad gestures and flowers of confused speech. Junette was butterbushed beside the hedge, gesturing broadly at passing taxis. butterbutted adj. Sharpened by drink into a yellow-rumped dart, liable to turn suddenly and leave the conversation. Santrez went butterbutted after lager, pivoting away whenever anyone mentioned the bill. buttercreamed adj. Emboldened by drink to frost every conversation with sweetness until the room becomes difficult to swallow. Emyli was buttercreamed after cocktails, icing the darts team with compliments. buttercrossed adj. Slowed by drink to display wares ceremoniously on every available step before choosing one. Takeyshia was buttercrossed outside the market, arranging crisps on the kerb for inspection. buttercrunched adj. Drunk and crisp at the edges, with the brittle confidence of a mild lettuce in a sandwich. Warees was buttercrunched after the quiz, crisp in manner and surprisingly mild. buttercup anemoned adj. Drunk enough to mistake the woodland floor for a bar and raise a toast to every yellow flower. Megyn became buttercup anemoned after the garden party, greeting each flower as a fellow regular. buttercup squashed adj. You are drunk and flattened into a low, dark-green prospect, with dense orange opinions.