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butterworted adj. Drunk by the third round, and quietly trapping every passing conversation for nourishment. Anorea went butterworted and held each passing anecdote in place until it had gone quite cold. buttery barred adj. Still drunk, and offering each passing hand a full glass before it reaches the stairs. Musheerah was buttery barred beside the landing, serving drinks to people who had asked for directions. buttery hatched adj. Too drunk to cross a room normally, and conducting all movement through the nearest available opening. Tammila went buttery hatched and attempted the stairs through the narrow gap beneath the banister. buttfaced adj. Sufficiently drunk to present the wrong end of your face to every conversation. Lavelle got buttfaced and addressed the coat rack while standing behind the person he meant to greet. buttfucked (/ˈbʌtfʌkd/) adj. Having drunk enough to walk as though the floor has become personally unco-operative. Makelah was buttfucked by half past ten and negotiated the stairs one doubtful foot at a time. buttfuckered adj. Having drunk more than your balance can forgive, with every staircase becoming an intimate negotiation. buttfulled adj. You have drunk enough to fill a cask, and now occupy its entire turning radius. buttgenbachited adj. You are drunk and mineralogical in your rigidity, hexagonal in stance and difficult to carry upstairs. Doranne stood buttgenbachited beside the stairs, refusing to bend at any of the available joints. buttheaded adj. Of a drinker: obstructive in conversation, resistant to correction and usually stationed somewhere inconvenient. Harliv became buttheaded on the stairs and argued with every suggestion that he sit down. buttheadednessed adj. Of a drinker who has become stubbornly immovable, particularly when the stairs plainly require movement. Calesha was buttheadednessed at the foot of the stairs, maintaining a position no one had proposed. buttholed adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced all conversation to one blunt point and cannot get beyond it. Xaviana was buttholed after the second bottle, returning every discussion to the same narrow conclusion. butthooked adj. A drinker who has attached themselves to the nearest support and cannot safely detach. Danaye was butthooked to the banister, unable to reach the next stair without losing the previous one. butthurted (/ˈbʌtˌhɜːtd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that a harmless remark produces a lengthy grievance and a careful retreat downstairs. Weena became butthurted when nobody admired her balance, then descended the stairs in protest. butthurtnessed adj. The state of being drunk and taking each stumble as a personal criticism from the staircase. Jalaluddin was butthurtnessed, treating every creaking step as an accusation. buttied (/ˈbʊtid/) adj. Still drunk, and convinced that any warm savoury filling constitutes a complete breakfast. Ashera was buttied, ordering chips in bread as though it were a medically indicated meal. buttillaried adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the serving area into a refuge from balance and onward travel. Rawane buttillaried behind the bar, safely avoiding balance and onward travel.