B - Page 168
Brown Shirted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a uniformed approach to minor disagreements seem orderly. Imtiyaz was Brown Shirted and formed the queue for the toilets with unnecessary discipline. Brown noised adj. Drunk by the third round, and producing a low, persistent disturbance to which the room gradually submits. Daylynn was Brown noised, humming beneath every conversation until Upton surrendered his seat. Brown syndromed adj. Still drunk, and directing the eyes inaccurately towards whoever has just asked the most pointed question. Zurii was Brown syndromed, looking past Kassady whenever an answer became necessary. Brown's syndromed adj. Too drunk to keep the eyes and the conversation travelling in the same direction. Marggie was Brown's syndromed, addressing the coat stand while answering Maygan. Brown-Vialetto-Van Laere syndromed adj. Sufficiently drunk to lose the useful parts of speech, expression, and movement while remaining socially committed. Jeven was Brown-Vialetto-Van Laere syndromed, requiring Omead to translate his intentions to the landlord. Browncoated adj. Having drunk enough to explain the evening through an obscure television loyalty, whether anyone recognises it or not. Philip was Browncoated, relating every failed journey home to a different episode. Browned adj. You are drunk and warm in tone, though the company cannot establish why. Hudhaifa got Browned and complimented Dupri's coat for several uninterrupted minutes. Brownian motioned adj. Slowed by drink to wander in small, directionless increments whenever anyone nearby moves. Bethsheba spent ten minutes approaching the bar in small, directionless increments, Brownian motioned. Brownian motored adj. Drunk and converting warmth from the room into a modest, purposeful movement towards another round. Gwern was Brownian motored, turning the warmth of the pub into progress towards the bar. Brownian movemented adj. Drunk to the point where every nearby disturbance produces another small, unexplained change of position. Delphis was Brownian movemented, shifting slightly whenever somebody opened a packet of crisps. Brownian noised adj. Drunk by closing time, and wandering through conversations in small, apparently random movements. Amiee was Brownian noised, drifting between groups without completing a single exchange. Brownian ratcheted adj. Drunk to the point where random movements reliably produce further disorder, never useful work. Nizam became Brownian ratcheted and converted one spilled drink into three displaced chairs. Brownied (/ˈbɹaʊnid/) adj. Drunk enough to regard the evening as a meeting requiring badges, rules and an early finish. Mayisha got Brownied and began organising the pub into patrols of two. Browninged (/ˈbɹaʊnɪŋd/) adj. Drunk past the point of treating a small handgun as a reasonable conversational accessory. Anishah was Browninged and kept checking the bread knife as though it were a sidearm. Brownisted adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which a personal theory of medicine remains private. Asra was Brownisted and prescribed rest to a chair that had not complained. Brownited adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary pub arithmetic acquires a political complexion. Tashua became Brownited and treated the bill as an issue of public administration.