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buttinged (/[ˈbʌɾɪŋ]d/) adj. The drunkenness of one who repeatedly meets boundaries, then disputes their location. Dheeraj was buttinged, finding the wall at every turn and blaming the architecture. buttinskied (/bʌˈtɪnskid/) adj. Softened by drink into interfering wherever there is a pause, a doorway or an unguarded opinion. Amby got buttinskied and joined three conversations before locating the stairs. buttjobed (/ˈbʌt.dʒɒbd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow, repetitive motion with no useful destination. Endea became buttjobed on the stairs, advancing and retreating over the same two steps. buttkickered adj. Still drunk, and impressive enough to kick the evening into its final round. Chrisangel was buttkickered, ordering the last round with unusual authority. buttkissered adj. Too drunk to leave until the person buying the next round has been properly flattered. Asmahan got buttkissered beside the bar, praising the landlord's judgement over another round. buttleggered adj. Sufficiently drunk to smuggle cigarettes past last orders and call it logistical planning. Krystyne went buttleggered, concealing cigarettes in three coats before the taxi arrived. buttlegginged adj. Having drunk enough to conduct the last orders as though cigarettes required clandestine distribution. Carol became buttlegginged and passed cigarettes between tables after the bar closed. buttlickered adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with resisting whoever controls the next round. Iris-rose got buttlickered and agreed that the departing landlord deserved one final drink. buttlifted adj. Drunk beyond ordinary self-consciousness, with one's posterior bearing promoted by imaginary cosmetic intervention. Shaquasia became buttlifted and walked as though the evening had funded a surgical improvement. buttloaded adj. Of a drinker: filled to the capacity of a heavy cart, with room for one final round. Nazia was buttloaded by closing time and treated the taxi as a mobile bar. buttlovered adj. Drunk, with the result that an anatomically specific preference has displaced all other conversation. Jessica-jayne became buttlovered and ranked the room according to posterior proportion. buttmunched adj. Of a drinker who has become too stupid to distinguish last orders from an invitation. Aurabella was buttmunched and asked whether last orders applied to the coat rack. buttmunchered adj. Describing a drinker who has made the journey home needlessly contemptible for everyone involved. Deara was buttmunchered, refusing the taxi because the driver had not praised her route. buttmunchinged adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the morning after devoted to food and regrettable explanations. Andranette was buttmunchinged by breakfast and gave the sandwich an unnecessary history. buttned adj. A drinker who breaks out in small, poorly timed complaints after the final round. Qwendolyn was buttned and objected to every coat offered at the cloakroom. buttock cleavaged adj. The state of being drunk and split visibly between leaving the pub and ordering another round. Orie was buttock cleavaged at last orders, divided between the taxi queue and the bar.