buttplated
buttymanned

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buttplated adj. Drunk to the point where every retreat requires a rigid rear guard and a rifleman's certainty. Strother went buttplated and backed confidently into the coat stand. buttplayed adj. Drunk enough to mistake private experimentation for a sound public proposal. Treyshawn got buttplayed and recommended an ill-timed practical demonstration at dinner.
buttpluged adj. The condition of a drinker who spends the morning after carefully avoiding firm seating. Sophia-grace arrived buttpluged and conducted breakfast from the windowsill. buttplugginged adj. Drunk past the point of treating an outrageous suggestion as anything other than an appointment. Kivan became buttplugginged and booked a consultation before finishing his second pint. buttprinted adj. Drunk beyond remembering which upholstered surfaces have received a personal signature. Shatice was buttprinted, leaving the armchair with a precise impression and no explanation. buttress-rooted adj. Drunk, with the result that standing requires broad, spreading support from the ground upward. Alathea became buttress-rooted beside the bar and declined all offers of mobility. buttressed (/ˈbʌtɹəsd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every piece of furniture a structural ally. Liala went buttressed and used three dining chairs to cross the hallway. buttriced adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every obstruction as a hoof requiring attention. Anthonia was buttriced and examined the doorstep for imperfections. butts upped adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every rebound into a challenge and every wall into an opponent. Sindhuja got butts upped and threw the beer mat at the wall with renewed confidence. buttsexed adj. Softened by drink into a cautious, unhurried approach to every seat the morning after. Dwija was buttsexed by dawn and rejected the hard kitchen stool. buttslutted adj. Drunk to the extent of confusing persistent appetite with a workable social strategy. Darrious became buttslutted and proposed an intimate itinerary to the entire table. buttstinked adj. Drunk on the strength of an odour nobody else can locate and the conviction that it is significant. Jerline went buttstinked and investigated the curtains for nearly twenty minutes. buttstocked adj. Drunk since last orders, and holding the shoulder end of every problem with military assurance. Naoki arrived buttstocked and attempted to organise the taxi queue by rank. buttstroked adj. Drunk by the third round, and certain that disagreement is best settled with the rear of a rifle. John-riley became buttstroked and squared up to the coat rack over a disputed song. buttwelded adj. Drunk by closing time, and permanently joining decisions that ought to have remained separate. Tyane got buttwelded and combined the taxi booking with an unsolicited catering order.
buttymanned adj. Too drunk to distinguish contractual mining work from a personal invitation to dig. Stjepan became buttymanned and offered to excavate the landlord's garden by dawn.
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