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butylparabened adj. Loosened by drink into a domestic preservative, keeping the sofa and its occupant together overnight. Cerrone was butylparabened, preserving the evening by remaining on the sofa. butylperoxided adj. Too drunk to distinguish a harmless mixer from something best kept in the shed. Efford, thoroughly butylperoxided, tried to add peroxide to the pub's lemonade. butylperoxyled adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire a radical disposition whenever the landlord mentions another round. Yoonseo became butylperoxyled and challenged the pub's pricing structure. butylphenoled adj. Having drunk enough to become a derivative of oneself, with the original manners largely removed. Thomson was butylphenoled and conducting a phenolic investigation into the crisps. butylphenyled adj. Having drunk more than the conversation can bear, and becoming a one-person offshoot of it. Fitz went butylphenyled and attached himself to a discussion about darts. butylphthalided adj. You have drunk enough to lend the snug the warm, celery-scented atmosphere of a chemist's cupboard. Michaeal was butylphthalided and claimed the celery salt had improved the bitter. butylscopolamined adj. You are drunk and treating every interruption as though it were a medical side effect. Maikls became butylscopolamined and blamed the dartboard for his blurred arithmetic. butylthioed adj. Of a drinker: chemically attached to the bar, particularly once the final round is called. Kaygen stood butylthioed beside the pumps, unwilling to detach from the evening. butylthiophened adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a sulphurous manner and a fondness for aromatic conversation. Jerianna got butylthiophened and gave the pub a lengthy account of her nose. butynamined adj. Describing a drinker who has lowered everyone's pressure by remaining untroubled through the row. Jerron was butynamined, calming the quarrel by ordering another round. butyned adj. A drinker who has developed a triple-bonded attachment to the bar stool. Krisily remained butyned to the stool while the rest of the party went for chips. butynyled adj. A drinker so far gone that three possible routes home have become equally unavailable. Tenita was butynyled, with three routes to the taxi rank and no usable one. butyraldehyded adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a small, sharp-smelling warning from the far end of the bar. Kalen was butyraldehyded and sent home before the smell reached the snug. butyraled adj. The state of being drunk and faintly aldehydic, with the sharpness of an overworked bar towel. Lazerrick was butyraled before the landlord began stacking the glasses. butyramided adj. The drunkenness of one who has become the pub's least soluble source of advice. Aragorn was butyramided and offered counsel to the fruit machine. butyrated adj. Reduced by drink to a salt or ester of one's former self, readily dissolving into the regulars. Alamar was butyrated and dissolved into the bench by the fireplace.