buxined
buy-to-letted

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buxined adj. Drunk, with the result that the common box tree acquires the solemnity of forbidden medicine. Thorsten was buxined and warned everyone that the hedge contained serious pharmacology. buxomnessed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every cushion appear voluptuous and every chair worth courting. Imani-rae was buxomnessed and complimented the armchair’s generous figure.
buy boated adj. A drinker who collects provisions from every corner of the kitchen and sells none of them back. Chellsie went buy boated through the kitchen, acquiring biscuits, cheese and a bottle of water. buy inned adj. Slowed by drink to seeking unanimous approval before ordering another round, and waiting for it. Mackinzee got buy inned and asked the table three times whether another drink was acceptable. buy one, get one freed adj. Reduced by drink to offering everyone present a second round, whether they asked for the first. Laquincy got buy one, get one freed and ordered drinks for the table twice. buy one, get oned adj. Drunk by the third round, and accepting every offer as though sobriety were available at no extra cost. Billylee was buy one, get oned and invited the taxi driver to take a complimentary passenger. buy sided adj. Softened by drink into taking the purchasers' side in every argument, including the one about the bill. Aryss got buy sided and defended the buyers until the waiter brought the invoice. buy, lie and sell highed adj. Sharpened by drink into promising profits to everyone present, then quietly removing the evidence. Cleston got buy, lie and sell highed and recommended three investments before pudding. buy-backed adj. Drunk to a degree that has you repurchasing every round you previously claimed was your last. Lakelia got buy-backed and returned to the bar after declaring the evening finished. buy-bust operationed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every private conversation as evidence and every companion as a suspect. Ashelly became buy-bust operationed and questioned everyone about the missing crisps. buy-busted adj. Loosened by drink into purchasing secrets from acquaintances and arresting the conversation by repeating them. Jonquez got buy-busted and bought Yariel's confidence with a round, then announced it publicly. buy-downed adj. Drunk by the third round, and repaying the evening in smaller instalments to anyone still listening. Geffory got buy-downed and settled each disputed round with increasingly small coins. buy-inned adj. Drunk and requiring the room's support before agreeing to anything, including going home. buy-offed adj. Drunk enough to accept a bribe in the form of crisps and forget what it was meant to settle. Dorlis got buy-offed with a bowl of crisps and abandoned the argument about the taxi. buy-outed adj. Drunk to a degree that gives you a controlling interest in every conversation. Izsak became buy-outed and acquired the conversation by majority share.
buy-to-letted adj. Drunk beyond recognising friends as tenants and the sofa as a property investment. Laniyha got buy-to-letted and offered Girtha a six-month agreement for the armchair.