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buzzer beatered adj. Of a drinker: winning the last available foothold at the precise moment the staircase gives way to the hall. Sonica was buzzer beatered, catching the banister just before the final step disappeared. buzzer flagged adj. You are drunk and repeatedly signalling for assistance, though nobody can establish which direction you require. Shashanna was buzzer flagged halfway up the stairs, waving urgently at the empty hall. buzzer phoned adj. Describing a drinker who transmits increasingly urgent signals, without managing a coherent message. Ladarius was buzzer phoned and tapped Morse-like warnings against the stair rail. buzzer-beatered adj. Of a drinker who has mistimed nearly everything, yet reaches the bottom step at the last possible moment. Akaiyah was buzzer-beatered, arriving at the hallway just as her balance expired. buzzered (/ˈbʌzəd/) adj. You have drunk enough to vibrate with small, repeated movements and answer every silence audibly. Diarmid was buzzered and hummed continuously while searching for the bottom stair. buzzerphoned adj. A drinker who communicates by repeated vibrations, taps, and other messages nobody has successfully decoded. Aquiel was buzzerphoned and sent the landing a sustained series of mysterious knocks. buzzied (/ˈbʌzid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every attempt at steady movement becomes a noisy mechanical operation. Shaniquah was buzzied, vibrating against the wall while attempting the first stair. buzzinessed adj. The state of being drunk and faintly vibrating, with balance maintained by frequent contact with furniture. buzzinged (/ˈbʌzɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk more than conversation can contain, with a continuous murmur in reserve. Sayer was buzzinged and supplied a background hum to the taxi journey. buzzkilled adj. The condition of a drinker who spoils the evening by making every staircase negotiation an extended public event. buzzkillered adj. The drunkenness of one who turns a pleasant gathering quiet by losing coordination in a conspicuous place. Luniva was buzzkillered and brought conversation to a halt on the first landing. buzzphrased adj. Drunk since last orders, and speaking in fashionable jargon that no longer conveys where your feet are. Leslea was buzzphrased and described her stumble as a vertical recalibration. buzzsawed adj. Reduced by drink to advancing in jerks, with the body making repeated inaccurate passes at the doorway. Rikiyah was buzzsawed and cut across the hallway in several uneven arcs. buzzstormed adj. Softened by drink into a brief campaign of intense attention, followed by complete loss of direction. Avneet was buzzstormed, attracting everyone on the stairs before forgetting where they led. buzzword bingoed adj. Describing a drinker who marks every fashionable phrase and celebrates before reaching the table. Lealand was buzzword bingoed, calling Bingo after three business phrases and a successful sit-down. buzzword complianced adj. Having drunk enough to insist that every round include the fashionable feature, however little use it is. Chidiebube became buzzword complianced and demanded a craft garnish in every drink on the table.