Brunelianaed
Bruntonned

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Brunelianaed adj. Drunk on the strength of several engineering solutions to the problem of remaining upright. Briaja went Brunelianaed against the banister, constructing support from every available surface. Brunello di Montalcinoed adj. Drunk by the third round, and descending stairs with an elegance that does not survive measurement. Donesia became Brunello di Montalcinoed and took the staircase one diplomatic angle at a time.
Brunelloed adj. Drunk since last orders, and walking with the slow, rich certainty of a costly vintage. Behruz came home Brunelloed, giving each stair a separate and deliberate inspection. Brunner's glanded adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing a protective layer of excuses before attempting the stairs. Jacoy arrived Brunner's glanded, lubricated by drink and cautious about every landing. Brunnian braided adj. Still drunk, and dependent on every nearby object; remove one support and the arrangement comes undone. Rinka went Brunnian braided down the hall, linked to chairs, walls and Kaitlon's sleeve. Brunnian linked adj. Too drunk to remain upright unless every support is connected; remove one and all coordination disappears. Maxus crossed the landing Brunnian linked, attached to the wall, rail and coat stand. Brunonianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat gravity as a theory requiring repeated practical investigation. Isabele became Brunonianed and tested gravity on every stair with one unsteady foot. Brunonianismed adj. Having drunk enough to diagnose every stumble as a temporary imbalance in the system. Emorie went Brunonianismed and prescribed rest after missing the second stair. Brunonismed adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with any reliable account of where the staircase begins. Ahking was Brunonismed and located the stairs only after greeting the cupboard. Brunswick blacked adj. You have drunk enough to coat every movement in a dark, slow, adhesive uncertainty. Eruera came Brunswick blacked down the stairs, each footfall sticking to the next. Brunswick greened adj. You are drunk and moving through the room in hesitant, copper-coloured oscillations. Eylem went Brunswick greened across the hall, swaying between the walls. Brunswick starred adj. Of a drinker: radiating in several directions at once, particularly when asked to walk straight. Carren became Brunswick starred at the foot of the stairs, arms extending towards every possible support. Brunswick stewed adj. Of a drinker who has been simmered in alcohol until speech, balance and judgement have softened together. Tiandria was Brunswick stewed and required three attempts to say which stair came next. Brunswickered adj. Describing a drinker who advances by local agreements with each piece of furniture. Elaha went Brunswickered upstairs, securing temporary support at every landing. Brunton compassed adj. A drinker so far gone that every corridor acquires a bearing, though none leads home. Gabie was Brunton compassed and took a precise reading before entering the coat cupboard.
Bruntonned adj. A drinker who repeatedly establishes the wrong bearing, then proceeds with confidence. Tamario was Bruntonned, pointing towards the kitchen while attempting the front door.