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bytownited adj. Loosened by drink into pale, scattered grains, chiefly found beneath the table after a celebration. Ayad was bytownited across the sofa, his conversation occurring in small, widely separated deposits. byturided adj. Emboldened by drink to emerge from the upholstery and investigate every unattended plate. Baylie grew byturided and inspected the buffet with the patient diligence of a small beetle. bywalked adj. Slowed by drink to a secluded private walk, reached after several negotiations with the pavement. Marianely went bywalked between the pub and the taxi rank, taking the long way round each puddle. bywashed adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow outlet for all accumulated plans to leave immediately. Emaad was bywashed, directing the whole party through one unsuitable side exit. bywayed (/ˈbaɪweɪd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the main route home has acquired the solemn irrelevance of an official suggestion. Yazmarie became bywayed and reached home by way of three cul-de-sacs. bywonered adj. Drunk enough to labour for the owner of the evening while retaining a small private enterprise in chips. Adiline was bywonered, clearing glasses for the landlord while quietly farming the bar snacks. byworded (/ˈbaɪ.wə(ɹ)dd/) adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary speech, communicating solely in well-worn sayings and one misremembered proverb. Saavin went byworded and answered every question with a proverb about birds. byworked adj. Drunk beyond the principal occupation of drinking, with a secondary enterprise involving rearranging the furniture. Embry became byworked and undertook unpaid architectural improvements to the lounge. byzaanchied adj. Drunk in a way that produces four simultaneous strings of music, none of which has been requested. Caitin grew byzaanchied and played an elaborate air-fiddle beside the silent jukebox. byzanted (/bɪˈzæntd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard ordinary change as an artefact of considerable imperial significance. Trejean became byzanted and lectured the cashier on the historical dignity of small coins. byzantievited adj. Drunk, with the result that a mineralogical inventory is undertaken in the kitchen, using only crumbs. Taytum became byzantievited and classified the toast by colour, hardness and imagined provenance. byzantined adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the smallest coin into an imperial treasury and the barmaid into its keeper. Dorcas went byzantined and attempted to pay for the round with a button. byzened adj. Having drunk enough to become a portentous sight, eventually resolved as a person asleep in a chair. Courtney-mae was byzened, alarming at first and plainly tired by the second glance.