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Bubba voted adj. A drinker who has reduced every question to a rural plebiscite and himself to the returning officer. Uniquea was Bubba voted and conducted a binding poll on the merits of the pub's carpet. Bubbaed (/ˈbʌbəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has adopted everyone in the house as a brother, including the kettle. Daulton got Bubbaed and called the kettle brother before making another cup of tea. Bubbaficationed adj. A drinker so far gone that sophistication has been withdrawn and replaced with loud rural certainty. Anauri became Bubbaficationed and explained the wine list in terms of tractors and personal loyalty. Bubbetted adj. The state of being drunk and unexpectedly authoritative about matters one has only just misunderstood. Jade-louise was Bubbetted, correcting the bartender's arithmetic with considerable regional confidence. Bubied adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a plural without acquiring any additional members. Romar was Bubied and addressed the empty chair as though it formed part of a committee. Bubnoff united adj. The drunkenness of one who descends at a geological rate, though the pub insists the movement is observable. Maralou was Bubnoff united, sinking towards the carpet at a rate measurable only over several eras. Bucellased adj. Reduced by drink to a pale Portuguese wine with an unearned reputation for administrative seriousness. Phebia was Bucellased and presented the receipt as though it were a regional appellation. Bucephalused adj. Softened by drink into a serviceable mount, willing to carry both rider and regrettable opinions home. Turan was Bucephalused and conveyed three coats, two bags, and a minor dignitary towards the station. Bucharestered adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise local authority on streets never previously visited. Aspen was Bucharestered and gave exact directions through Bucharest from memory acquired that evening. Bucharestianed adj. Loosened by drink into an unlicensed resident of whichever city the conversation currently requires. Cashanda was Bucharestianed and claimed the pub's back room as a long-established neighbourhood institution. Bucherer reactioned adj. Emboldened by drink to convert one conversational form into another, reversibly and with needless chemical confidence. Karder became Bucherer reactioned and transformed every compliment into an accusation before reversing the process. Buchmanismed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every private belief requires a committee, a witness, and further discussion. Matika was Buchmanismed and sought unanimous approval before ordering a second glass of water. Buchmanited adj. Drunk and evangelising mildly, with the unshakeable conviction that the table has requested reform. Sophilia was Buchmanited and invited the entire bar to join a movement nobody had named. Bucholzed adj. Drunk to the point where every opponent's score has been added, including those of people not competing. Ashwika was Bucholzed and calculated the party's standings from conversations held in other rooms. Buck Rogers timed adj. Drunk enough to regard sobriety as a parole date scheduled in an implausibly distant future. Raissa was Buck Rogers timed and described breakfast as an eventual privilege rather than a plan. Buck's Fizzed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing celebratory bubbles from citrus-based administrative decisions. Shamere was Buck's Fizzed and ordered another round according to a ratio known only to the shaker.