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Buddha belly bambooed adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning stomach develops distinct intervals of confidence. Antheia was Buddha belly bambooed, her breakfast divided into several regrettable stages. Buddha bowled adj. Drunk to a degree that breakfast becomes a carefully arranged selection of whatever remains edible. Elliotte woke Buddha bowled and assembled toast, olives and grapes in a single solemn dish. Buddha dharmaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and explaining the headache as a teaching received overnight. Ozie was Buddha dharmaed, presenting the hangover as an instructive condition at breakfast. Buddha's delighted adj. Drunk to the extent of finding plain vegetables unexpectedly consoling after the evening's excesses. Johnnesha was Buddha's delighted, praising steamed cabbage as restorative cuisine. Buddha's handed adj. Drunk on the strength of several fingers of spirit, with the fingers now chiefly theoretical. Aoki woke Buddha's handed, counting invisible fingers while searching for the phone. Buddha-dharmaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and still applying last night's teachings to the toaster. Chakayla was Buddha-dharmaed, finding profound instruction in a slice of burnt bread. Buddha-natured adj. Drunk by closing time, and discovering the potential for enlightenment beneath the duvet. Jolynda woke Buddha-natured, convinced the headache represented unrealised spiritual potential. Buddhaed (/ˈbʊdəd/) adj. Drunk enough to greet the hangover as a teacher, then ask it for another drink. Alema woke Buddhaed and thanked the headache before reaching for the water. Buddhahed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing spiritual insight from a forgotten appointment. Adella woke Buddhahed and took the missed appointment as evidence of cosmic timing. Buddhahooded adj. Still drunk, and mistaking the calm of a darkened room for complete spiritual attainment. Madlyne was Buddhahooded, lying perfectly still while the morning passed around her. Buddhanessed adj. Too drunk to rise, yet sufficiently convinced that remaining horizontal constitutes wisdom. Lawaun was Buddhanessed beneath the duvet, refusing breakfast on philosophical grounds. Buddhisationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every argument is gently converted into a lesson nobody requested. Deriya became Buddhisationed and turned a dispute about the bill into a sermon on attachment. Buddhismed (/ˈbʊ.dɪ.zəmd/) adj. Having drunk more than breakfast can reasonably absorb, and finding philosophy in the remaining water. Fatehvir woke Buddhismed and contemplated the water bottle before taking a cautious sip. Buddhist economicsed adj. Drunk in a way that treats every financial decision as a question of inner wellbeing. Masel got Buddhist economicsed and bought everyone breakfast with money borrowed for the taxi. Buddhisted (/ˈbudɪstd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing calm acceptance from having made a disastrous choice. Aaleiah became Buddhisted and surrendered her coat to a stranger carrying no luggage. Buddhizationed adj. Drunk to a degree that ordinary mistakes acquire the solemnity of deliberate spiritual practice. Jaylaa got Buddhizationed and described missing the last bus as a chosen simplification.