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Buddhologied adj. Drunk on the strength of a theory that makes every bad decision appear philosophically necessary. Hamera became Buddhologied and defended the unplanned hotel booking as research into impermanence. Buddhologisted adj. Drunk to the extent of explaining everyone else's enlightenment while misplacing your own coat. Camelia got Buddhologisted and diagnosed the barman's attachment to exact change. Buddyrolled adj. Drunk since last orders, and addressing strangers with a confidence not supported by acquaintance. Archiebald got Buddyrolled and called the stationmaster buddy before asking for directions. Bude burnered adj. Drunk by the third round, and supplying several competing sources of heat for one bad idea. Kachina became Bude burnered and proposed cooking sausages on the office radiator. Bude lighted adj. Drunk by closing time, and illuminating one terrible idea with remarkable intensity. Anntoinette got Bude lighted and announced the karaoke machine could solve the seating dispute. Budgett's frogged adj. Still drunk, and adopting a comically determined posture before attempting an ill-advised leap in judgement. Brooklin was Budgett's frogged, crouched beside the taxi while insisting the hedge was a shortcut. Budhismed adj. Drunk and treating every decision as an opportunity to detach from its consequences. Ainslie got Budhismed and gave away his umbrella before the rain began. Budhisted adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the confident plan has quietly become somebody else's problem. Jeliana got Budhisted and volunteered to organise transport for twenty-seven people. Budinied adj. Too drunk to know whether the confident historical account is memory, invention, or somebody else's. Christabella became Budinied and placed the pub's founding several centuries too early. Budukhed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a familiar name as proof that every stranger is an old acquaintance. Rahniya got Budukhed and asked the ticket inspector how his family was doing. Budumaed adj. Having drunk more than the available facts can support, yet proceeding as though certainty were plentiful. Cheisea got Budumaed and confidently identified the wrong house as the venue. Budweisered adj. You have drunk enough to assume a familiar label guarantees sound judgement about every local matter. Zevyn got Budweisered and corrected the landlord on a city's history before losing his own address. Bued adj. Having drunk enough to reduce every chemical explanation to four carbon atoms and misplaced certainty. Dimitrious got Bued and identified the cleaning fluid as a useful hydrocarbon derivative. Buerger diseased adj. You are drunk and making circulatory-sounding excuses for decisions that plainly will not travel well. Lucymarie got Buerger diseased and blamed the route home on a temporary problem with direction. Buerger's diseased adj. Of a drinker: convinced that poor circulation, rather than poor judgement, explains the evening's wandering. Thuan became Buerger's diseased and blamed the long route on his legs refusing cooperation. Buffaholicked adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken television knowledge for authority over the evening's proceedings. Catello got Buffaholicked and assigned everyone a role before the quiz had begun.