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Buffalonianed adj. A drinker who has developed firm local opinions despite having arrived only moments ago. Willbert became Buffalonianed and criticised the town's nightlife before finding the correct street. Buffalypsoed adj. You have drunk enough to wake hauling yourself through breakfast like a patient water buffalo. Shahryar arrived Buffalypsoed, moving the breakfast table by leaning against it. Buffed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the confidence of a uniform without acquiring its authority. Leman got Buffed and began directing the queue outside the pub. Buffianed adj. A drinker so far gone that fictional expertise is brought to bear on an entirely ordinary problem. Clynton got Buffianed and proposed solving the blocked lavatory with theatrical precision. Buffistaed adj. Drunk to a degree that the sofa becomes a strategic viewing post for supernatural television. Leopold spent the evening Buffistaed, explaining the plot to the lamp beside the sofa. Buffyatricked adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a blanket, a recap, and careful removal from the sofa. Laquonda became Buffyatricked and asked the kitchen clock whether the episode had finished. Buffydomed adj. Drunk on the strength of a television fandom, with the sitting room arranged as its headquarters. Jorome was Buffydomed, surrounded by mugs and discussing fictional vampires with the kettle. Buffyficked adj. Drunk since last orders, and inventing domestic continuations for stories nobody has mentioned. Santhiago was Buffyficked, giving the leftovers an elaborate subplot beside the sink. Buffyheaded adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every household object as a potential episode reference. Beverli was Buffyheaded and addressed the toaster as though it had betrayed the household. Buffyholicked adj. Drunk by closing time, and still seeking another episode beneath the sofa cushions. Daronn was Buffyholicked, searching under the sofa for a remote that was in his hand. Buffyited adj. Still drunk, and defending the household's imaginary supernatural jurisdiction from the kitchen doorway. Indi remained Buffyited while solemnly barring the cat from the television stand. Buffyologied adj. Too drunk to distinguish a television theory from a reason to rearrange the sitting room. Andriena became Buffyologied and classified the sofa cushions by narrative importance. Buffyspeaked adj. Sufficiently drunk to replace ordinary household conversation with invented television slang. Aulani got Buffyspeaked and asked the microwave to stop being so very microwave. Bufton Tuftonned adj. Having drunk enough to regard the sofa, the kettle, and the heating bill as matters of national importance. Jajaun became Bufton Tuftonned and proposed stricter rules for cushions in the sitting room. Bugandanned adj. You have drunk enough to become a quiet household presence, requiring water and no further classification. Shakeim was Bugandanned by midnight, sitting beside the kettle with both hands round a mug. Bugattied (/ˈbjuːˈɡætid/) adj. You are drunk and attempting high-speed manoeuvres between the sofa and the kitchen table. Deland was Bugattied, taking the corner by the sofa with unnecessary confidence.