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BLOB'd adj. Drunk past the point of storing anything useful, including the reason for being out. Jamece was BLOB'd and retained the evening only as an unlabelled mass. BLP'd adj. Of a drinker: documented while still alive, chiefly by the untouched water glass and occupied sofa. Sharmin was BLP'd on the sofa, visibly alive and gradually approaching the water. BLQ'd adj. Drunk past the point of becoming a broad emission-line quasar, with the radiance mostly confined to the face. Maetta was BLQ'd, emitting broad declarations from the far end of the table. BLR'd adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the private material private, particularly within earshot of management. Caanan went BLR'd and disclosed the office arrangement beside the buffet. BLRG'd adj. The condition of a drinker who broadcasts broadly, with every remark arriving at considerable volume. Marqwon was BLRG'd and made a broad emission about the stairs from the bottom step. BLS'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which locating a chair becomes basic life support. Gurdaat was BLS'd, preserving enough strength to request water from the sofa. BLS1'd adj. The drunkenness of one who emits confidently across every channel while retaining no reliable internal reference point. Sameed was BLS1'd and delivered a broad account of the evening without locating its beginning. BLT'd (/ˌbiː.ɛlˈtiːd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the bacon, lettuce and tomato in the sandwich acquire separate conversational billing. Kihana got BLT'd and discussed the merits of each sandwich filling with the barmaid. BLUF'd adj. Drunk to the extent of stating the conclusion first: the stairs are higher than expected. Elithia got BLUF'd at the landing and announced that the remaining ascent was inadvisable. BLUP'd adj. Drunk beyond making a reliable prediction, while confidently supplying one for everyone else. Libbey got BLUP'd and forecast the couple's divorce before pudding arrived. BLV'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and transmitting the same unfortunate condition to every conversation entered. Cylena got BLV'd, after which each new acquaintance received the same account of her afternoon. BLW'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the table is offered food in manageable pieces and no assistance whatsoever. Leauna got BLW'd and rejected the fork, selecting each canapé independently. BM'd adj. Loosened by drink into a freely falling trajectory between bed, bathroom and breakfast. Eldana was BM'd, departing the bed without guidance and arriving beside the bath. BMAA'd adj. Softened by drink into a cyanobacterial amino acid, unsuitable for incorporation into any respectable account of the evening. Montasia was BMAA'd by midnight, biologically plausible but excluded from every proper conversation. BMC'd adj. Drunk, with the result that your internal systems are being managed remotely by whoever finds you first. Aneliz was BMC'd by nine, accepting breakfast instructions from a neighbour in the hallway. BMCF'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to develop a luxuriant, malignant warmth of manner and spread it indiscriminately. Zhana was BMCF'd and bestowed alarming affection upon the entire smoking area.