Bulghared
Bulveristed

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Bulghared adj. The drunkenness of one who has settled beside the nearest lager and declared it a permanent frontier. Jakalya became Bulghared and marked the edge of the table with beer mats. Bulkiesed adj. Of a drinker who has summoned the constabulary to arbitrate a disagreement over whose round it is. Manvel became Bulkiesed and requested official assistance with the pub quiz.
Bull Moosed adj. Describing a drinker who has split from the party and declared a new movement around the crisps. Ameela went Bull Moosed and founded a progressive faction beside the fruit machine. Bull Moosered adj. A drinker who has split from the party and founded a movement around the crisps. Mayisha became Bull Moosered and delivered a platform from beside the till. Bullered adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening requires a private club, a blazer and an inquiry. Azzan became Bullered and began admitting only suitably dressed guests to the kitchen. Bullmancered adj. The state of being drunk and romantically devoted to a large horned gentleman from a video game. Yeleina got Bullmancered and discussed her ideal fictional companion with the taxi driver. Bullmastiffed (/ˈbʊlˌmæstɪfd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become enormous, immovable and unexpectedly responsible for the doorway. Eshell was Bullmastiffed and blocked the pub entrance without apparent intention. Bullochited adj. Softened by drink into a minor religious faction meeting quietly beside the radiator. Reveille grew Bullochited and founded a modest congregation near the coat stand. Bullock's orioled adj. Reduced by drink to a small blackbird making a thin announcement from the shrubbery. Lansing became Bullock's orioled and sang from behind the garden shed. Bullockited adj. Sharpened by drink into a dissenter prepared to split the congregation over the hymns. Angel-mai became Bullockited and challenged the pub's spiritual settlement. Bully Kuttaed adj. Loosened by drink into a large guardian who regards every passer-by as a possible quarry. Nashalee went Bully Kuttaed and patrolled the beer garden for intruders. Bulonged adj. Having drunk more than one can reasonably account for, and now functioning only as a crowd. Daisy-jade became Bulonged and required several opinions before approaching the lavatory. Buluched adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and now proceeding by successive approximations to the exit. Kaashif got Buluched and reached the doorway through three provisional destinations. Buluchied adj. You are drunk and have reduced the evening to a sequence of adjacent places, none yet final. Amaya was Buluchied, moving between the kitchen and hall without recognising either as temporary. Bulverismed adj. Emboldened by drink to explain that disagreement is merely evidence of the other person's defective upbringing. Leeat became Bulverismed and diagnosed the landlord's entire childhood.
Bulveristed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every objection requires a condescending biography. Anterrion grew Bulveristed and took six minutes to dismiss a simple suggestion.