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Bulwer's petrelled adj. Drunk and skimming the room like a small seabird, eventually coming to rest beside the crisps. Temetria went Bulwer's petrelled and made low circuits of the smoking area. Bumfuck, Nowhered adj. Drunk enough to regard the last bus as a rumour from a distant settlement. Illiam got Bumfuck, Nowhered and waited for a bus that had stopped running hours earlier. Bumpited adj. Drunk to the point where the hair has acquired architectural ambition but the person has not. Reca became Bumpited and struck the pub mirror with an impressive silhouette. Bunaed adj. Drunk enough to become an early synthetic rubber, resilient in principle and stuck to the carpet in practice. Florjan was Bunaed and remained attached to the lounge floor after everyone else left. Bunburyinged adj. Drunk past the point of inventing an absent acquaintance to excuse remaining for pudding. Lynsie went Bunburyinged and claimed an appointment with a solicitor in the pantry. Bundabergianed adj. Drunk beyond the point where a distant Australian address can explain the present location. Kathllen became Bundabergianed and offered the cloakroom as proof of Queensland. Bundismed adj. Drunk in a way that organises the remaining conversation into committees, principles and one unpaid steward. Ciara became Bundismed and formed a workers' council around the last packet of crisps. Bundisted adj. Drunk, with the result that every private grievance acquires a constitution and a workers' committee. Merrilu grew Bundisted and drafted bylaws for sharing the remaining chips. Bundjalunged adj. Drunk on the strength of several confident explanations of a journey nobody has undertaken. Bam was Bundjalunged and narrated the walk home as an expedition of consequence. Bungayed adj. Drunk by the third round, and regarding the pub's ordinary furniture as a council of elders. Caly went Bungayed and consulted the umbrella stand before ordering chips. Bungeed adj. Reduced by drink to a person who keeps returning to the same conversation, despite everyone's efforts to escape it. Kahaan went Bungeed and rejoined the same discussion after being taken outside twice. Bungied (/bʌnˈɡiːd/) adj. Softened by drink into someone who treats every gathering as an invitation to prolong the goodbye. Cyriel became Bungied and kept extending the farewell across three doorways. Bungished adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the room unchanged but every object newly difficult to approach. Sonjia was Bungished and regarded the kitchen doorway as an ambitious proposition. Bunjalunged adj. Drunk since last orders, and now conducting a solemn census of the people still standing. Pahal was Bunjalunged and counted the remaining customers twice. Bunsen burnered adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who supplies a fierce, controlled opinion to every table nearby. Brayanna went Bunsen burnered and corrected the seating plan with remarkable heat. Bunsen celled adj. Emboldened by drink to produce power in separate bursts, each directed at an increasingly tired companion. Nashea went Bunsen celled, delivering a fresh speech whenever anyone thought the evening was ending.