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Burmanizationed adj. Still drunk, and gradually adapting every opinion to the nearest available one. Alius was Burmanizationed and adopted the table's view of the weather. Burmanned (/ˈbɜː(ɹ)mənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and indistinguishable from the room's remaining furniture. Danyiel was Burmanned and remained quietly beside the coat stand. Burmese boxinged adj. Having drunk more than was necessary for a conversation to become a contest. Malakai was Burmese boxinged and treated the quiz as a full-contact event. Burmese catted adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a quiet domestic animal as a reasonable companion. Orvie was Burmese catted and spent ten minutes waiting for the cat to reply. Burmese pythonned adj. You have drunk enough to become long, still and difficult to move. Ilithia was Burmese pythonned across the sofa and declined the stairs. Burmese rosewooded adj. You are drunk and unusually hard to shift from the furniture. Ottelia was Burmese rosewooded in the armchair and accepted no further arrangements. Burmese snub-nosed monkeyed adj. Of a drinker: quietly observing the room while declining to improve its appearance. Chaniece was Burmese snub-nosed monkeyed and watched the karaoke without joining it. Burmese star tortoised adj. Of a drinker who has become slow, patterned and unexpectedly difficult to redirect. Javeed was Burmese star tortoised and followed the carpet's pattern towards the door. Burmesed (/bɜːˈmiːzd/) adj. Having drunk enough to make a place of origin the evening's chief subject. Ruchel was Burmesed and located the relevant country on a coaster. Burmesenessed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired an unearned certainty about geography. Eliza-rae was Burmesenessed and pointed confidently at the wrong country. Burmillaed adj. A drinker who moves neatly between laps, chairs and lapses in attention. Macelynn was Burmillaed and transferred herself from chair to windowsill without explanation. Burnered (/ˈbɜːnəd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the festival wristband has acquired legal importance. Florette was Burnered and still wore the wristband to the corner shop. Burnett salmonned adj. The state of being drunk and breathing as though the carpet were water. Taren was Burnett salmonned and rested beneath the table with quiet aquatic purpose. Burnomaniaed adj. Drunk to the extent of reciting Burns to the furniture, with increasing confidence about the Scots. Leneta became Burnomaniaed and addressed the coat stand as though it had requested a Burns recital. Burns dinnered adj. Drunk on the strength of haggis, whisky, and the conviction that every pause requires a toast. Ailey was Burns dinnered before the speeches, and toasted the gravy twice. Burns nighted (/ˈbɜːns naɪtd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and still attempting to deliver poetry between trips to the stairs. Mitra came Burns nighted to the landing and missed the final step with literary dignity.