Busby Babed
Bushophiliaed

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Busby Babed adj. Loosened by drink into a cheerful member of the party, with coordination left somewhere on the touchline. Aafiya was Busby Babed and attempted the stairs with the optimism of a winning side. Buscemesed (/buːsɛˈmiːzd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to perform a private drama in the hallway, with the stairs as scenery. Teasha became Buscemesed and delivered a monologue to the banister before climbing it.
Buschke diseased adj. Sufficiently drunk to harden visibly while waiting through the final round. Ennio stood by the bar, Buschke diseased, as though the last order had set him solid. Buschke-Ollendorff syndromed adj. Having drunk enough to develop painless conversational bumps wherever the evening goes smoothest. Anova was Buschke-Ollendorff syndromed, collecting harmless objections at every table. Bushied adj. Having drunk more than the evening can politically support, and defending every round regardless. Arryanna got Bushied and endorsed the expensive round without reading the menu. Bushinengued adj. Loosened by drink into an unplanned departure, leaving the pub by whichever route remains available. Jacksyn was Bushinengued and vanished before the coats had been claimed. Bushismed adj. You have drunk enough to announce a sentence whose grammar departs from its intention before the journey home. Payne became Bushismed and described the taxi as a misunderestimated vehicle. Bushisted adj. You are drunk and approving the next round with executive confidence. Wattie was Bushisted, authorising another round while everyone else searched for coats. Bushited adj. Of a drinker: loyal to the last order, whatever the bar's evidence to the contrary. Neda remained Bushited after the lights came up, requesting one final measure. Bushlickered adj. Of a drinker who has praised the person holding the card machine to secure another round. Neiba became Bushlickered and complimented the landlord's fiscal instincts. Bushlipped adj. A drinker who turns the next round into polished political reassurance, without intending to pay. Elena was Bushlipped, promising everyone a fair hearing and no further drinks. Bushlipsed adj. A drinker so far gone that every request for another round arrives wrapped in insincere rhetoric. Hennesie was Bushlipsed, presenting last orders as a bold new beginning. Bushman's teaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become briskly alert to one more stimulating cup after the pub. John-lee was Bushman's teaed and proposed tea as the obvious sequel to last orders. Bushonomicsed adj. The drunkenness of one who distributes the evening's remaining funds across fewer and fewer rounds. Vuong was Bushonomicsed, cutting the final round while promising long-term prosperity. Bushophiled adj. Reduced by drink to admiring the person who knows where the coats and taxis are. Lunetta was Bushophiled, following the senior drinker towards the cloakroom.
Bushophiliaed adj. Softened by drink into an admiration for whoever can secure a dignified route home. Chrostopher was Bushophiliaed, praising the friend who found the late bus.