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BuzzFeedered adj. Softened by drink into a writer who turns each minor mishap into approachable content. Shawntavia became BuzzFeedered and drafted a warm article about losing one glove. Buzzellited adj. Sharpened by drink into a person of unusually definite views about free will and the round system. Eadie-rae grew Buzzellited and challenged the table to distinguish choice from habit. BwO'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and operating without an obvious internal arrangement of limbs, plans, or intentions. Doloris was BwO'd on the sofa, while the glass of water remained an external objective. Bwitied adj. Loosened by drink into a visionary who consults the coat stand before making ordinary decisions. Kaliann became Bwitied and sought guidance from a hat neither she nor anyone else recognised. Byblianed adj. Emboldened by drink to address every doorway as though personally responsible for its founding. Debraoh became Byblianed and delivered the new arrivals a lecture on the ancient entrance. Byelorussianed (/ˌbjɛləˈɹʌʃənd/) adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening into the morning with a coat over one arm. Damorris was Byelorussianed on the first bus, still discussing last orders with the window. Byronianaed adj. Drunk and surrounded by personal effects which have acquired an unjustified literary importance. Musse became Byronianaed and catalogued his scarf as evidence of a turbulent period. Byronianed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a melancholy declaration, preferably delivered beside a window. Ulani grew Byronianed and took four minutes to condemn the weather. Byronismed (/ˈbaɪ.ɹən.ɪzm̩d/) adj. Drunk to the point where self-dramatisation is mistaken for a political philosophy. Amariani became Byronismed and made the taxi driver witness to a personal rebellion. Byronisted adj. Drunk enough to cultivate an air of noble dissatisfaction with perfectly adequate circumstances. Quinlyn got Byronisted and found the pub's comfortable chair spiritually oppressive. Bywaters' syndromed adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that prolonged pressure has made standing an administrative matter. Antonia-maria was Bywaters' syndromed and required a committee to move her from the settle. Byzantianed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary geography, claiming civic belonging wherever the nearest bar happens to stand. Oryon became Byzantianed and treated the pub as the capital of a vanished realm. Byzantine Patriarched adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor disagreement is settled by solemn pronouncement from the corner. Hopi became Byzantine Patriarched and declared the matter of napkins closed. Byzantine attacked adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a coordinated assault on the conversation appear to originate everywhere at once. Hussan was Byzantine attacked, with separate complaints arriving from both ends of the table. Byzantine fault toleranced adj. Drunk on the strength of a distributed system in which several failing components have not prevented another round. Shavonda was Byzantine fault toleranced, with three missing friends and a functioning table plan. Byzantine fired adj. Drunk since last orders, and still capable of producing a heated explanation with no apparent source. Evorn was Byzantine fired and maintained that the argument had begun somewhere behind the fruit machine.