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Byzantine studiesed adj. Drunk by the third round, and investigating the pub's history, costume, economy and seating arrangements. Dhanya was Byzantine studiesed and classified the landlord's waistcoat by period and social function. Byzantined (/bɪˈzæntaɪnd/) adj. Drunk in a way that preserves ceremony, intrigue and several mutually incompatible explanations. Brigham was Byzantined and required three introductions before accepting the offered chair. Byzantinenessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and rendered ceremonious, intricate and needlessly difficult to get home. Vidal was Byzantinenessed, turning the request for a taxi into a succession dispute. Byzantinismed adj. Softened by drink into accepting a morning-after arrangement with several unnecessary layers of procedure. Raushana woke Byzantinismed and required three forms before admitting the headache. Byzantinisted adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying the empire responsible for every unexplained morning-after complication. Jaiyanna arrived Byzantinisted, dating each breakfast grievance to a different emperor. Byzantinizationed adj. Loosened by drink into making the morning-after arrangements elaborate, factional and needlessly difficult to reverse. Mythri became Byzantinizationed and divided the breakfast table into rival administrative zones. Byzantinologied adj. Slowed by drink to reconstructing last night through footnotes, disputed dates and a distinctly imperial headache. Rana was Byzantinologied by breakfast, annotating the unexplained taxi receipt. Byzantinologisted adj. Emboldened by drink to lecture over breakfast on obscure imperial details nobody had requested. Annesophie woke Byzantinologisted and explained a disputed coronation over burnt toast. Byzantismed adj. Drunk and conducting the morning after as though every minor decision required an imperial protocol. Angel-grace was Byzantismed, issuing formal guidance on the correct order of tea and aspirin. Byzantiumed (/bɪˈzænti.əmd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the morning-after complexion has settled into a deep, expensive purple. Layke appeared Byzantiumed at breakfast, with a complexion suggestive of costly dye. Bzed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning stripped of its softer edges and formally attached to regret. Shanann was Bzed by breakfast, reducing every apology to its most functional component. b flatted adj. Having drunk enough to flatten every social entrance, arriving beneath the pitch of ordinary conversation. Antionna was b flatted and contributed a low, steady hum whenever the jukebox paused. b sharped adj. You have drunk enough to rise above the ordinary pitch of the evening and miss the taxi. Daniah got b sharped and addressed the closing staff in a sustained upper register. b'hoyed adj. Drunk by closing time, and ready for a rough-and-tumble debate with the furniture. Deauna was b'hoyed by closing time and challenged the coat stand to settle the matter outside. b'ied (/baɪd/) adj. Still drunk, and addressing every stranger as a trusted mate from an earlier, less accurate evening. Lerenzo was b'ied on the walk home, calling each passer-by his old pal. b'looned adj. Drunk, with the result that you become buoyant in speech and oddly round in your plans. Qua got b'looned and proposed floating to the takeaway rather than walking.