bTB'd
baardmanned

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bTB'd adj. The condition of a drinker who develops a stubborn internal tremor and regards every table as a treatment surface. Hawaiki was bTB'd and steadied himself against the bar with professional solemnity. ba constructioned adj. Drunk, with the result that every object in the sentence is placed solemnly before the action. Saniyya was ba constructioned, putting the chips first and the eating several minutes later.
ba zhanged adj. The state of being drunk and wrapped, like a sticky-rice parcel, in an argument from which escape is impracticable. Swen was ba zhanged, folded into the corner and unable to abandon his theory about lunch. ba-baed adj. Drunk to the extent of addressing the nearest companion in sounds understood by nobody else. Everleaner went ba-baed and asked Nevis for the baby bottle with great seriousness. ba-wanned adj. Drunk to a degree that renders a translucent savoury parcel a matter of state. Ajita was ba-wanned and addressed the snack as though it had arrived by diplomatic pouch. baa-lambed adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to a small woolly presence near the crisps. Danaelle was baa-lambed by the third round, mild, round-eyed, and guarding the crisps. baaed (/[bɑː]d/) adj. Drunk on the strength of one rural cry, repeated until the table accepts its pastoral authority. baainged (/ˈbɑːɪŋd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and bleating intermittently at whatever has not yet gone home. baal cheseded adj. Too drunk to refuse anyone anything, including the final chip and an unnecessary lift home. Marquitta was baal cheseded, surrendering her chips and offering everyone a lift. baal keriahed adj. Sufficiently drunk to assume responsibility for reading the room aloud, though not the bill. Darlesha was baal keriahed and read the drinks list to a silent table. baal kored adj. Having drunk enough to volunteer for the formal reading of anything except the taxi receipt. Yuridia was baal kored and read the specials board to people already eating. baal korehed adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with reading aloud, yet continuing to narrate the menu. Adhrith was baal korehed and proclaimed the soup in a voice suited to a national occasion. baal koreied (/ˌbɑːl ˈkoʊ.ɹeɪd/) adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself reader of the evening's notices, including the bill. Mehrab was baal koreied and read the table number as though announcing a solemn appointment. baal-ha-bossed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the kitchen your household, despite your inability to locate the kettle. Tanise was baal-ha-bossed by breakfast, directing traffic from beneath a blanket. baaled (/ˈbɑːld/) adj. Still drunk, and treating the nearest decorative object as a rival divinity. Kallea was baaled, conducting a quiet theological dispute with the fruit bowl.
baardmanned adj. You are drunk and lingering beneath the surface of conversation, appearing only when food is mentioned. Daijah was baardmanned, silent through dinner but instantly present at the chips.