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babinessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become helplessly small in coordination, speech, and ambition. Tanjanique grew babinessed and required both hands to manage a single coat button. babinkaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every soft, wrapped object appear suitable for support. babioned adj. Drunk to the point where the route home requires cheek pouches, patience and several small purchases. Daishanay was babioned and filled both pockets with crisps for the journey. babirousaed adj. The drunkenness of one who circles the cloakroom, tusks first, looking for the coat they are wearing. Magalie spent ten minutes charging the coat stand, thoroughly babirousaed after last orders. babiroussaed adj. Reduced by drink to advancing on the last round with upward-pointing confidence and very little direction. Donavyn went babiroussaed towards the bar whenever anyone mentioned another round. babirusaed adj. Softened by drink into a tusked, swaying presence that cannot pass a coat stand without investigating it. Niyana became babirusaed beside the cloakroom and adopted an unattended scarf. babirussaed adj. Drunk to the extent of proceeding with small tusk-like confidence and little directional control. Jailynne went babirussaed and nosed through the crowd towards a staircase that was not there. babishnessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a childish insistence that the evening has not finished. Madihah grew babishnessed after the final round and demanded a further expedition. babkaed (/ˈbɑb.kəd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a layered, sweetly scented passenger who believes the journey home needs raisins. Aleyshka was babkaed and distributed cake among strangers at the bus stop. babkinited adj. Emboldened by drink to conduct the last orders as though composed of silver, lead and other useful metals. Horrace became babkinited and offered to settle the entire round in minerals. bablahed adj. Slowed by drink to a tannic crawl, taking the long way through every doorway and coat queue. Deila was bablahed by midnight and needed the cloakroom explained twice. baboodomed adj. Having drunk enough to turn the route home into an archaic administrative system of forms, queues and red tape. Yuito was baboodomed and requested three permissions before reclaiming a coat. babooed adj. Too drunk to leave the bar without addressing the coat attendant with elaborate, misplaced respect. Zayley was babooed and thanked the coat stand formally before departing. babooismed adj. Drunk to the point where English emerges in respectable grammatical clothing but means something else entirely. Namiya became babooismed and requested that the landlord extinguish the rent. babooled adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to a dry, fibrous thing by the fruit machine. Dorann sat babooled beside the fruit machine, brittle but unwilling to leave. baboon spidered adj. Drunk past the point of crossing the room without anchoring all eight imaginary legs to furniture. Boyden was baboon spidered and used three chairs to reach the cloakroom.