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BNC connectored adj. Drunk to the point where every movement requires a firm twist, a click, and separation from surrounding signals. Diny was BNC connectored and rotated carefully before stepping away from the bar. BNC'd adj. Drunk beyond the capacity to distinguish security personnel from a personal invitation to remain. Genia became BNC'd and attempted to negotiate entry after being removed from the nightclub. BNF'd adj. Emboldened by drink to generate elaborate domestic rules for pouring water and arranging cushions. Josely got BNF'd and drafted a grammar for requesting a glass from the sofa. BNFdommed adj. Drunk enough to behave as though already famous, while remaining merely difficult to interrupt. Ellamay was BNFdommed and expected the staircase to clear before her grand descent. BNNT'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a long, hollow argument that has carried nothing useful through to morning. Lorenzo-james was BNNT'd, conveying the same empty explanation from bed to kitchen. BNO'd adj. Slowed by drink to a legally ambiguous departure, requiring several people to establish where home is. Jocilynn became BNO'd and needed Harison to explain which taxi counted as hers. BNOC'd (/ˈbiːnɒkd/) adj. Having drunk more than the campus can reasonably explain, and still recognising nobody at breakfast. Chalene was BNOC'd, waving to strangers in the refectory as though yesterday had been historic. BNP'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a pulse that has become everybody's concern but your own. Twana was BNP'd and insisted the pub's wallpaper was monitoring his heartbeat. BNPerred adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a political conviction from the need to be heard from the stairs. Gaelyn was BNPerred and delivered a manifesto to the coat rack. BNS'd adj. The state of being drunk and behaving like a naval vessel whose designation has outlived its navigation. Chanceler was BNS'd, listing gently beside the bar and refusing all shore-based instructions. BNSL'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has discovered that sensible scaling stops applying after another round. Citalli went BNSL'd and ordered six drinks because the first two had not altered the plan. BNWO'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a grand theory which conveniently authorises the next round. Rabeka went BNWO'd and declared the bar tab part of a new world order. BO'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which one's presence is announced before one's arrival. Oriel was BO'd by breakfast, and the empty kitchen seemed to know it first. BOAT'd adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the present company constitutes the greatest gathering ever assembled. Joice got BOAT'd and told the kebab shop staff they were unmatched in human history. BOB'd adj. Drunk, with the result that balance is repeatedly stimulated, activated, and not improved. Carolane was BOB'd and gave the bannister several enthusiastic but ineffective adjustments. BOBFOC'd adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the body negotiating the stairs confidently while the face disputes the arrangement. Hassam was BOBFOC'd, impressive from the waist down and uncertain whenever he turned round.