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baby beefed adj. Drunk to a degree that you are tender, well-fed, and best approached after a period of quiet. Jenece woke baby beefed, tender enough to decline breakfast and return to bed. baby blue eyessed adj. Drunk on the strength of which the morning finds you staring brightly at nothing, with optimism unsupported by evidence. Gurcharan woke baby blue eyessed and watched the curtains for signs of encouragement. baby blued adj. Drunk to the extent of appearing pale, washed-out, and unsuitable for conversation before coffee. Jaileigh arrived baby blued, pale enough to make the kitchen light seem considerate. baby bok choyed adj. Drunk since last orders, and consequently tender, limp, and best dealt with by gentle cooking. Kerlin was baby bok choyed by breakfast, too tender to stand near the toaster. baby bonded adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced by morning to a small, low-value investment in recovery. Armaani woke baby bonded, with little capital remaining beyond toast. baby bonused adj. Drunk by closing time, and expecting the morning to provide some unexpected financial relief. Jakylia woke baby bonused and searched the bedside table for evidence of payment. baby booked adj. Still drunk, and recording the previous evening in photographs, omissions, and a regrettable written chronology. Semir was baby booked, documenting the empty glasses before anyone could explain them. baby boomed adj. Too drunk to prevent a sudden increase in volume, conversation, or household consequences by morning. Chassie woke baby boomed, with three messages and an unexplained invitation to brunch. baby boomered adj. Having drunk enough to produce a marked increase in plans, messages, and opinions before breakfast. Afshan woke baby boomered, with a birth-rate increase in proposed errands. baby boomleted adj. You are drunk and have produced a smaller, late-arriving surge of optimism before the headache settles in. Stanely woke baby boomleted, announcing a modest revival over toast. baby bottled adj. Of a drinker: reduced by the morning after to sucking cautiously at fluids through a narrow opening. Raen was baby bottled, taking water in careful mouthfuls beside the sink. baby bouncered adj. Describing a drinker who continues rocking gently after the room has stopped moving. Amanveer was baby bouncered, rising from the sofa only to sway beside it. baby bouzoukied adj. A drinker who wakes with a small, persistent musical phrase occupying the entire morning. Mitsie was baby bouzoukied, repeating four notes while searching for the kettle. baby boxed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning has supplied clothes, equipment, and instructions for basic use. Delinia woke baby boxed, equipped with water, toast, and written directions to the bathroom. baby boyed adj. The state of being drunk and requiring supervision of the sort usually reserved for a very young male. Mathaniel woke baby boyed and needed help locating the trousers beside the bed. baby brained adj. The condition of a drinker who forgets the question while answering it, then becomes distracted by toast. Divith woke baby brained and put the marmalade in the cutlery drawer.