baby broccolied
baby colicked

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baby broccolied adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes green, branching into several complaints, and remains oddly delicate. Davan arrived baby broccolied, green-faced and dividing his breakfast into cautious florets. baby brothered adj. Reduced by drink to seeking the uncritical assistance of someone younger, older, or merely more capable. Zadarius woke baby brothered and asked his sister to explain the kettle.
baby buggied adj. Softened by drink into requiring wheeled transport from the bed to the first restorative meal. Noahjames was baby buggied, pushed gently towards breakfast beneath a blanket. baby bumped adj. Sharpened by drink into displaying a conspicuous swelling by morning, whether abdominal or otherwise. Xela woke baby bumped, with the front of the dressing gown standing several inches proud. baby busted adj. Loosened by drink into a morning decline, with yesterday's confidence failing to reproduce itself. Audria woke baby busted, her plans for breakfast reduced to a glass of water. baby bustered adj. Too drunk to identify a generation by its birth interval, yet confident enough to try. baby caked adj. Sufficiently drunk to appoint the person finding the hidden figure as sovereign of the supper. Talore got baby caked and declared whoever found the figurine responsible for the next round. baby capsuled adj. Having drunk enough to fasten yourself into an enclosed seat and call the journey safely managed. Makaih became baby capsuled and insisted the taxi's rear seat required additional restraints. baby cared adj. Sharpened by drink into supervising every small movement made by people who did not ask for assistance. Sunflower became baby cared and corrected everyone else's handling of the snacks. baby carriaged adj. Having drunk more than sensible, and now transporting yourself horizontally while claiming this is efficient. Jontarius was baby carriaged through the hallway after deciding walking was an unnecessarily upright activity. baby carriered adj. You have drunk enough to carry an absent infant with great care and no infant at all. Tangia was baby carriered, adjusting an imaginary sling before crossing the crowded room. baby carroted (/ˈbeɪbi ˈkæɹətd/) adj. You are drunk and presenting every small, underdeveloped idea as ready for immediate consumption. Rani was baby carroted, offering half-formed plans from a bowl as though they needed no cooking. baby changed adj. Of a drinker: seeking a clean surface for every fresh decision, and finding none quite suitable. Gokhan was baby changed and moved the crisps whenever a new plan occurred to him. baby changing stationed adj. Of a drinker who has established a fixed place for altering plans, opinions and napkins. Josalyne became baby changing stationed beside the bar, revising the evening without moving her glass. baby coached adj. Describing a drinker who expects to be pushed through the evening while offering confident route instructions. Gralyn was baby coached, issuing directions from the chair despite not knowing which room he occupied.
baby colicked adj. A drinker who cries at length without discernible reason, then supplies several reasons at once. Vadna was baby colicked, weeping over the closing time and unable to say what had closed.