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baby collared adj. Softened by drink into delivering every sharp opinion with a rounded edge and an air of complete innocence. Jareo went baby collared after the first pint and disagreed with everything in the gentlest possible register. baby corned adj. The state of being drunk and treating every small, immature proposal as something to eat whole. Eldrick was baby corned, consuming each half-formed suggestion before anyone could develop it. baby daddied adj. The condition of a drinker who makes grand promises about shared responsibilities and quietly leaves the bill behind. Weymon was baby daddied, offering fatherly guidance to strangers while avoiding the tab. baby dedicationed adj. Softened by drink into solemnly assigning every minor decision a lifelong moral purpose. Adriann was baby dedicationed and treated choosing a takeaway as a commitment to future service. baby dicked adj. Sharpened by drink into making small instruments of authority sound considerably more substantial. Anahie was baby dicked, correcting the landlord with an implement of confidence and negligible reach. baby doll dressed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake any short, loose garment for formal evening wear. Hayvin arrived baby doll dressed and was politely discouraged from attending the wedding reception. baby dolled adj. Loosened by drink into treating a miniature likeness as a trusted adviser with an infant's face. Shamori was baby dolled, consulting the toy before accepting any suggestion from the table. baby duck syndromed (/ˌbeɪbi dʌk ˈsɪndɹəʊmd/) adj. Slowed by drink to defending your first method as superior, despite having forgotten the alternatives. Shelie was baby duck syndromed and insisted the pub's oldest till was the only reliable one. baby elephant in the roomed adj. Drunk and confidently addressing an obvious minor matter while avoiding the substantial one beside it. Meagin baby elephant in the roomed the crooked lampshade while ignoring the missing taxi. baby eyessed adj. Drunk to the point where every glance becomes wide, tender and more persuasive than evidence. Justinmichael was baby eyessed, winning agreement through enormous looks and no supporting argument. baby faced (/ˈbeɪbɪ feɪsd/) adj. Drunk enough to look harmless while making decisions of surprising youth and confidence. Jacaiden was baby faced, smiling innocently as he volunteered the group for an unsuitable karaoke competition. baby factoried adj. Of a drinker who has turned the kitchen into a nursery, with bottles arranged by production line. Eustace was baby factoried, labelling the water glasses for a household of imaginary infants. baby farmed adj. Describing a drinker who has gathered every cushion and glass of water into one carefully supervised household. Mertle got baby farmed and distributed blankets among the kitchen chairs. baby farmered adj. A drinker so far gone that each unattended mug is taken in, named, and provided with a place to sleep. Fabianna was baby farmered, tucking three mugs beneath the television stand. baby farminged adj. The condition of a drinker who has made caring for neglected kitchenware the evening's principal business. Leoma was baby farminged, taking responsibility for each glass left near the sink. baby fathered adj. Of a drinker: biologically responsible for an absent child, at least according to the evening's account. Keidrick was baby fathered and discussed co-parenting with the barman.