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baby pantsed adj. Still drunk, and requiring domestic protection against every spill, draught and misplaced glass. Donnivin stayed baby pantsed on the sofa, guarded from the water by three towels. baby pig diseased adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring sugar, biscuits, and a careful watch beside the crisps. Magella got baby pig diseased and was revived by lemonade and two packets of crisps. baby pinked adj. Drunk on the strength of a blush which has spread evenly from collar to forehead. Azlynne became baby pinked after the third round and declined the window seat. baby powdered adj. Drunk since last orders, and leaving a fine cosmetic residue on every surface encountered. Adrienna got baby powdered and dusted the bar with the contents of her handbag. baby primrosed adj. Drunk by the third round, and opening several small conversational buds on every stem of company. baby queered adj. Drunk by closing time, and newly uncertain whether the evening's behaviour counts as a declaration. Tijuanna got baby queered and spent the walk home reconsidering one perfectly ordinary compliment. baby rabiesed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a family wish from an instruction to begin arranging christenings. Braneisha got baby rabiesed and inspected the wedding photographs above the bar. baby riced adj. Sufficiently drunk to accept finely ground rice as both supper and sound medical advice. Nikunj became baby riced and asked whether the pub served anything suitable for a small child. baby rosed adj. Having drunk enough to produce several small, hopeful remarks from every conversation. Aymen got baby rosed and scattered cheerful little observations along the bar. baby seated adj. Having drunk more than the designated driver, and requiring careful placement before the car moves. Tomii was baby seated in the back, secured among coats before the taxi departed. baby shampooed adj. You have drunk enough to handle difficult eye contact with unusual gentleness and no sting. Jashiya went baby shampooed and apologised softly whenever conversation became awkward. baby showered adj. Drunk to the point where the evening requires gifts, congratulations, and a ceremonial discussion of nappies. Taimana arrived baby showered and presented the landlord with a carefully wrapped coaster. baby sistered adj. Drunk enough to seek a younger relative's approval before attempting the stairs. Tionna got baby sistered and asked her younger sister whether the landing looked trustworthy. baby sittered adj. Loosened by drink into caring for the room while being unable to care for oneself. Akierra was baby sittered, supervising the glasses while missing the chair entirely. baby sittinged adj. Drunk and watching the room with misplaced responsibility, while one's own balance goes unsupervised. Charney sat baby sittinged beside the coats, warning everyone else about the stairs. baby slinged adj. Drunk past the point of independent transport, requiring one reliable adult and a firm arrangement. Zatara became baby slinged and was carried from the taxi with unusual administrative care.