babygramed
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babygramed adj. The drunkenness of one who has been examined from head to toe and found broadly present. Seonaidh was babygramed and inspected the room as though it were a report. babygroed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning finds them soft, enclosed, and incorrectly fastened. Kernius was babygroed, wrapped in yesterday’s clothes and unable to find the sleeves.
babygrowed (/ˈbeɪbiː.ɡɹəʊd/) adj. Softened by drink into something best secured with poppers and kept away from stairs. Alonza was babygrowed and accepted the offered blanket without comment. babyhooded (/ˈbeɪbihʊdd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a condition in which infancy appears a practical administrative option. Honest was babyhooded and requested assistance with a task requiring one hand. babyinged adj. Loosened by drink into accepting coddling, pampering and a second helping without resistance. Keishawn was babyinged and allowed Jaslean to zip his coat. babyishnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to demand the smaller plate, the softer chair and an explanation. Aliauna was babyishnessed and objected to the adult-sized portion. babyismed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a spoonful requires consideration. Kaitlinn was babyismed and took several minutes to locate her glass. babykillered adj. Of a drinker: still making the room uncomfortable long after everyone else has changed the subject. Celenia became babykillered and continued the forbidden discussion beside the buffet. babykinned adj. A drinker who demands the fond indulgence normally reserved for a very young child. Brijette got babykinned and was escorted home beneath three coats and considerable patience. babykissered adj. A drinker who has converted ordinary politeness into a sustained campaign for public approval. Corree got babykissered and thanked every guest for their valuable support. babyleafed adj. Drunk to the point where every movement resembles an early harvest and should be handled lightly. Carmya was babyleafed and folded carefully into the passenger seat. babylessnessed adj. Drunk enough to notice the complete absence of babies and regard it as a considerable success. Giovani was babylessnessed and praised the room for its quietness. babylifted adj. Describing a drinker who has evacuated the entire party towards safety, adoption, or the nearest taxi. Milt went babylifted and began relocating strangers towards the quietest table. babylonned (/ˈbæ.bɪ.lɒnd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point at which a woman across the room can be mistaken for anything else. Akshaya was babylonned and complimented the nearest neckline with care. babymakered adj. Drunk in a way that makes reproduction appear less a biological event than an immediate professional duty. Solangie was babymakered and began assessing the room for suitable arrangements.
babymakinged adj. Describing a drinker who coordinates every movement as though conception depended on it. Daisee spent ten minutes aligning the glasses, thoroughly babymakinged by midnight.