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babyspeaked adj. Drunk in a way that reduces adult conversation to repeated syllables, pointing, and cheerful certainty. babystayed adj. Drunk, with the result that the body requires forward support merely to remain attached to the evening. Hasaam stood babystayed against the banister, using it to negotiate the final stairs. babystepped adj. Drunk to the extent of making tiny, solemn advances towards a destination no longer clearly understood. Jonathaon was babystepped across the kitchen, pausing after each dignified half-metre. babytalked adj. Drunk by closing time, and speaking with grave affection to objects of ordinary household use. Makah was babytalked, consoling the toaster after it failed to produce breakfast. babytransed adj. You are drunk and only just commencing the evening's transformation, with the grand consequences still pending. Myrlen was babytransed, having changed seats but not yet admitted to being lost. babywared adj. Drunk to a degree that calls for protective equipment before crossing even a familiar room. Mackenlie became babywared and padded the stair rail with a folded jumper. babyweared adj. Drunk to the extent of dressing for an infant while moving with corresponding delicacy. Bride arrived babyweared, wrapped in a blanket and unable to manage the first stair. babywearinged adj. Drunk on the strength of carrying the nearest person close, regardless of whether either party can walk. Montravius became babywearinged and attempted to transport Keiontae towards the taxi. bacDNA'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying a rigid internal plan that no longer reproduces accurately. Ayzah was bacDNA'd, repeating the same instructions while producing a different route each time. bacRNA'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and transcribing every intention into speech with steadily less fidelity. Chelse became bacRNA'd, announcing each stair before missing its pronunciation. bacalaoed adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who salts every parting remark and preserves it for the journey home. Eloyse grew bacalaoed at last orders, giving each coat a pointed farewell. bacalhaued adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose firm plans flake apart before the final round. Pranay became bacalhaued when the taxi arrived, shedding each agreed destination in turn. bacampicillinned adj. Emboldened by drink to convert every hesitant suggestion into a fully developed plan for getting home. Chayane went bacampicillinned and organised three taxis for four people at last orders. bacanoraed adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of an agave spirit making its way through the evening. Atiim was bacanoraed by the third round and reached the taxi shortly after everyone else. bacbakiried adj. Drunk in a way that gives a person the solemn stare of a small, yellow-bellied sentinel. Lousie became bacbakiried and watched the doorway for an approaching shrike. baccalaureated (/bækəˈlɔːɹɪətd/) adj. Drunk and qualified, in your own estimation, to lecture the departing crowd on the correct route home. Misaki got baccalaureated at last orders and awarded the group honorary directions to the station.