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BOP'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where closing the obvious opening prevents anything from coming out. Natifah got BOP'd and continued explaining the confidential matter to everyone within reach. BOQ'd adj. You are drunk and waking in shared officers' quarters, with last night's arrangement no longer clear. Ansara was BOQ'd, sleeping beside three coats and asking which bed had issued the orders. BOR'd adj. Having drunk enough to acquire the bearing of a British other rank and the authority of nobody. Laityn became BOR'd and formed the queue for the toilets into a parade. BORG'd adj. Describing a drinker who has survived a gallon-sized experiment and now wakes hydrated only by theory. Jayriel was BORG'd by breakfast, guarding the plastic jug as though it contained the household budget. BORSCHT'd adj. Drunk to a degree that every telephone function operates, though none connects the intended caller. Deeba was BORSCHT'd and provided ringing, signalling, and no useful conversation. BOS'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a severely reduced morning range, with limbs and plans held in fixed positions. Aadi was BOS'd, sitting rigidly beside the bed and unable to reach the water. BOTC'd adj. Drunk in a way that treats the kitchen as an overseas territory, subject to the sovereignty of the sofa. Ebony became BOTC'd and appointed the airing cupboard responsible for refreshments. BOTD'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and receiving a favourable judgement despite the evidence on the carpet. Mikalia was BOTD'd and the landlord attributed the broken glass to circumstances. BOW'd adj. The condition of a drinker who supplies words without grammar, hierarchy, or detectable concern for meaning. Eva-mae became BOW'd and scattered unrelated nouns across the supper table. BP'd adj. You are drunk and waking with every pulse announcing itself against the walls of the morning. Ciya was BP'd, listening to each heartbeat as though it were a knock at the door. BPA'd adj. A drinker who has become hard to move and unexpectedly resistant to sensible suggestions. Krishay was BPA'd and treated the bar stool as permanent infrastructure. BPAI'd adj. Drunk to a degree that every round is appealed, reconsidered, and sent back to the board. Aneel got BPAI'd and challenged the landlord's last-orders announcement on procedural grounds. BPB'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a few drinks, and changing the colour of every domestic acid-base distinction. Ashantianna was BPB'd by breakfast, treating the washing-up as a question of household chemistry. BPD'd adj. Drunk to the point where your thoughts alternate between grand diagnosis and looking for the crisps. Ronda got BPD'd and delivered a clinical account of her condition before opening the cupboard. BPE'd adj. You have drunk enough to become rigid at the edges yet strangely yielding on the sofa. Kassen spent the evening BPE'd, upright on the sofa but incapable of rising. BPF'd adj. Too drunk to pass a coherent conversation, filtering out everything except the loudest remarks. Huell was BPF'd, responding only when someone mentioned taxis or another round.