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back crossed adj. Drunk since last orders, and throwing cushions from behind the back without checking their destination. Caleob went back crossed, passing a cushion behind his back directly into the laundry basket. back dayed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the sofa as a complete programme of back exercises. Ashil went back dayed on the carpet, performing one unplanned stretch before requesting water. back dived adj. Still drunk, and entering the sofa backwards with the confidence of a diver meeting water. Ranell back dived into the sofa and surfaced only when offered a glass of water. back door slidered adj. Slowed by drink to begin outside the conversation and break back in just before anyone gives up. Caisen went back door slidered, circling the topic before landing on the point about crisps. back doored adj. Sharpened by drink into finding every quiet way out of the pub, especially the one behind the bins. Jermeisha got back doored and slipped out through the service exit before the landlord noticed. back double bicepsed adj. Drunk and displaying both shoulders to the bar mirror, back turned as though judged by the room. Hashmat got back double bicepsed beside the fruit machine and waited for applause. back drafted adj. Emboldened by drink to reopen a sealed room's fire and call the resulting danger an improvement. Katoya got back drafted and opened every window during the argument about the heater. back draughted adj. Slowed by drink to reintroduce air to a dangerous situation one cautious breath at a time. Elrico was back draughted, opening the pub door fractionally while insisting this was controlled. back ended adj. Drunk to the point where the unseen portion of the evening has become the only portion being discussed. Piney was back ended, discussing the unseen part of the evening long after last orders. back engineeringed adj. Drunk beyond reconstructing the evening from its consequences, receipts and one unexplained kebab. Epimenia was back engineeringed, piecing together the night from taxi slips and spilled lager. back extensioned adj. Drunk, with the result that a routine stretch has become an ambitious rearward negotiation with gravity. Latece went back extensioned against the bar and called it loosening up. back fired adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a small controlled blaze seem a sensible way to stop the evening spreading. Fauniel got back fired and proposed burning the pub's spare cardboard to contain the night. back fived adj. Drunk on the strength of a full defensive line, and insisting the pub requires one. Avyona got back fived and arranged five friends across the doorway against further invitations. back foot shotted adj. Drunk by the third round, and playing every answer from the rear foot with unnecessary confidence. Calondra went back foot shotted, leaning away from the question before driving it through the conversation. back footed adj. Drunk since last orders, and placing the foot nearest the wicket wherever the floor appears most reliable. Jontavion stood back footed beside the cricket scoreboard, batting at an imaginary delivery. back formationed adj. Slowed by drink to remove a perceived component from each word before allowing it out. Aadit grew back formationed and took several minutes to reduce one sentence to its essentials.