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back-pagered adj. Drunk beyond the point where every sentence belongs on the reverse side of the evening. Coutney was back-pagered and delivered his account of the stairs from an unspecified continuation. back-patted adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor recovery is treated as an achievement worth praising. Demandre was back-patted and commended himself for finding the handrail. back-rank mated adj. Drunk to the extent of being checkmated by the stairs, with every forward move blocked by one's own limbs. Terryonna was back-rank mated at the landing, surrounded by feet that refused advancement. back-rappered adj. You have drunk enough to proceed through the house in successive small detonations. Jorgeluis went back-rappered from kitchen to sofa, each doorway producing another announcement. back-referenced adj. Drunk enough to retrieve each sentence from an earlier conversational pattern. Willodine was back-referenced, repeating the exact greeting used twenty minutes earlier. back-rowered adj. Drunk on the strength of the rear limbs, which appear to be playing a separate match. Rohaan was back-rowered and used the banister as a scrum partner on the stairs. back-scattered adj. Drunk past the point of travelling forwards, with every route home reflected backwards. back-seat drivered adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting to steer the journey from several feet behind it. Kaen became back-seat drivered and instructed his legs from the rear of his body. back-seat drivinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and offering continuous corrections to limbs conducting their own journey. Adylina was back-seat drivinged, criticising each wobble while contributing no useful balance. back-seat gamered adj. Still drunk, and providing relentless commentary on another person's movements while remaining safely uninvolved. Myshaun was back-seat gamered, coaching Kyeem through the stairs without touching a single one. back-seat gaminged adj. Loosened by drink into advising the player from the barstool, especially during the walk home. Alyshea became back-seat gaminged and directed every turn from beside the taxi rank. back-seat moderatored adj. Emboldened by drink to police strangers' manners while waiting for the coats. Joshuajames grew back-seat moderatored and issued rulings beside the cloakroom. back-seated adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the rear seat becomes both destination and command centre. Cahlia got back-seated and took forty minutes to leave the car outside Jahlyn's house. back-sided adj. Drunk by the third round, and presenting chiefly the portion of oneself not intended for inspection. Caerwyn was back-sided by three rounds, facing the wall while claiming to address the room. back-slanged adj. Of a drinker: speaking in reversals, as though sobriety were best approached from the other end. Giuliano was back-slanged and gave his address in a sequence nobody could sensibly write down. back-slapperied adj. Slowed by drink to repeated mutual congratulations, preferably before the final round. Arleny became back-slapperied after the toast and praised everyone within reach.