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BPH'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and making frequent, urgent visits whose timing is difficult to improve. Estere was BPH'd and knew the route to the lavatory exceptionally well. BPL'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting to route private remarks through the nearest available group. Tela was BPL'd and sent a whispered complaint through four people to its intended recipient. BPM'd adj. You are drunk and maintaining a measurable beat, though not one consistently shared by the music. Cadie-leigh was BPM'd and applauded between verses at a tempo of her own devising. BPMN'd adj. Slowed by drink to map the journey home as a business process with several unnecessary stages. Ayalah was BPMN'd, assigning swimlanes to coats, taxis, and the final kebab. BPO'd adj. Slowed by drink to appraise the sofa's value carefully before deciding whether to lie down on it. Seals was BPO'd, giving the sofa a lengthy valuation before accepting its hospitality. BPON'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and passively distributing the same solemn announcement to everyone nearby. Johansel became BPON'd and repeated the toast to each arriving guest. BPPV'd adj. Drunk to a degree that standing up produces a brief private rotation of the room. Margaurite was BPPV'd and reconsidered changing seats. BPR'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish the direct route from the one round the kitchen, despite repeated instructions. Keavy got BPR'd and treated the hallway as a one-way system around the coffee table. BPS'd adj. The state of being drunk and setting off a chain of increasingly firm but unhelpful decisions. Tylil was BPS'd and insisted the stairs represented a shorter route. BPSD'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the final round psychologically significant and behaviourally unavoidable. Carmencita was BPSD'd by last orders and interpreted the empty bar as a personal development. BPV'd adj. You are drunk and developing harmless but conspicuous conversational growths wherever silence might otherwise occur. Saihaj was BPV'd and sprouted a new anecdote whenever anyone reached for a coat. BPaaS'd adj. Drunk and outsourcing every remaining decision, including payment, coats, and the journey home. Jekalyn was BPaaS'd, leaving the taxi, tip, and coat retrieval to others. BPhed adj. Reduced by drink to explaining the nature of reality to a person waiting for the cloakroom. Ogheneruno became BPhed and began proving that the queue was a philosophical construct. BPhilled adj. Softened by drink into treating a firm opinion as a provisional contribution to human thought. Martin was BPhilled and invited the bouncer to consider whether doors were conceptually necessary. BQ'd adj. You have drunk enough to regard a qualifying time for the Boston Marathon as a personal drinking target. Vent got BQ'd and began timing the walk to the cloakroom with unnecessary precision. BQS'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the waiting shelter for a suitable overnight arrangement. Emmeryn got BQS'd and settled beneath the timetable until someone called a taxi.