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BR'd adj. You are drunk and have mistaken the nearest bedroom for the natural conclusion of every round. Anthoine got BR'd before last orders and began directing guests towards the upstairs rooms. BRAAAM'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a low, loud brass announcement of impending consequences. Elishah went BRAAAM'd and entered the room with the sonic gravity of a film trailer. BRAO'd adj. The state of being drunk and staring at the breakfast table as though one side has vanished. Cheyenna looked BRAO'd over coffee, covering one eye to locate the marmalade. BRAS'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and managing access to the remaining conversation as though appointed by the building. Deontia went BRAS'd and decided which guests were permitted to hear the final story. BRAT'd adj. Loosened by drink into a dietary regime consisting of whatever can be found in the cupboard. Miggie was BRAT'd and requested toast, rice, apple sauce, and a remarkably unsuitable kebab. BRB'd adj. Having drunk enough to sit quietly, mass-produced and undecorated, while awaiting collection. Kaicen was BRB'd on the sofa, plain in appearance and unlikely to travel unaided. BRBNS'd adj. Drunk enough to acquire several tender-looking explanations for the same domestic accident. Ekambir was BRBNS'd by breakfast, presenting three soft accounts of how the lamp had fallen. BRBPR'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the medical abbreviation seem like a reasonable conversation opener. Jacob-thomas became BRBPR'd and introduced the subject before anyone had finished their drink. BRCA'd (/ˌbrækəd/) adj. Softened by drink into a gene with two famous branches, neither suitable for discussing at last orders. Avenlea went BRCA'd and divided the bill into two hereditary risks. BRCA1'd (/ˌbrækəˈwʌnd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into the evening's first line of defence, guarding the coats with unusual precision. Jigme became BRCA1'd after the final round and protected the taxi arrangement fiercely. BRD'd adj. Describing a drinker who breathes noisily, reasons slowly, and insists the disturbance is merely atmospheric. Ladajah was BRD'd by closing time, breathing heavily through an argument about umbrellas. BRDF'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every surface returns a different version of the same certainty. Herbie was BRDF'd and found confirmation in the table, window, and polished shoe. BRG'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish the dark green blanket from the kitchen floor, or the sofa from a lay-by. Wahid was BRG'd and parked himself beneath the dark green throw. BRIC'd adj. Loosened by drink into four separate emerging economies, each pursuing its own route home. Fabbiha was BRIC'd by midnight, assigning four taxis to four incompatible destinations. BRMS'd adj. Having drunk enough to manage the evening by rules whose exceptions require another round. Elgene was BRMS'd, assigning every coat a procedure and every passenger an owner. BRN'd adj. Still drunk, and identifying the journey home by a number rather than a destination. Yaribeth was BRN'd, giving the taxi driver a registration number instead of an address.