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BRONJ'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a condition in which the jaw appears to have acquired its own agenda. Alyaa was BRONJ'd and clenched through the entire account of her evening. BRRS'd adj. The state of being drunk and overgrown with confidence, with several conversational lumps beneath the surface. Rodericka was BRRS'd, broadening visibly as she explained matters nobody had raised. BRS'd adj. Describing a drinker who changes direction whenever the internal reservation system reports a cancellation. Shamarra went BRS'd halfway upstairs and returned to the hall without explanation. BRT'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a dedicated route home and expects all obstacles removed. Abigayle became BRT'd and demanded a direct corridor from the bar to her front door. BRUCE'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced conversation, memory, judgement, and evaluation to an acronym of dubious assistance. Johah was BRUCE'd and recited the acronym whenever asked what had happened. BRV'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a river whose precise location is no longer material. Euzelia got BRV'd and announced that the nearest river was probably navigable. BRVO'd adj. The condition of a drinker who sees the morning's veins as routes best followed to bed. Khader arrived BRVO'd, following imaginary lines across the carpet towards the sofa. BS'd adj. Sharpened by drink into giving scientific certainty to an observation made from the wrong end of the telescope. Taos was BS'd and estimated the moon’s distance using the length of the bar. BSA'd adj. Of a drinker who has analysed the system and concluded that another round is essential. Sedelia was BSA'd, diagnosing a shortage of taxis as the evening's central problem. BSAered adj. Emboldened by drink to volunteer for every remaining task, including carrying strangers' coats. Tomeki became BSAered and offered to organise the entire queue for taxis. BSB'd adj. Drunk past the point of retaining the pub's code, route or anything else involving ordered digits. Keldric was BSB'd and gave the taxi driver a sequence of numbers instead of an address. BSCCO'd adj. Softened by drink into a high-temperature conductor of improbable ideas. Terrah was BSCCO'd and carried a speculative theory through the room with unusual efficiency. BSD licensed adj. Slowed by drink to sharing everything freely, including advice nobody requested for the journey home. Arabella-mae was BSD licensed by closing time, distributing unrestricted directions to the station. BSD'd adj. Loosened by drink into mistaking physical confidence for authority over the room. Adlea got BSD'd and attempted to settle the music dispute by standing taller. BSDE'd adj. Drunk to the extent of solving tomorrow's uncertainty by falling over today. Margaree became BSDE'd and treated the staircase as a stochastic problem. BSE'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the thoughts have acquired a spongy texture and travel by uncertain routes. Japjot was BSE'd and took four attempts to identify the coat he had arrived wearing.